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Song Parodies -> "Ralf is Fat!"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Ralf is Fat!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A song about Ralf Jones' incarnation from The King of Fighters XII.
His butt is wide
So do his fists
He will throw a punch
Where your mouth is
I'm telling you
He'll leave a mark
He'll break your back
Like his pal Clark
He will... he will... lie down on you... all right

His muscles came
Out way too strong
And he's stronger
Than Donkey Kong
I'm telling you
This Guerilla
Is better than
Godzilla

Well, he doesn't need a diet
But he's still a mad merc
He will fart right behind you
And give you a loud burp

'cause Ralf is fat, he's fat, still cool (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
Ralf is so fat, he's fat, you know it (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
Ralf is so fat, he's fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
And the King of Fighters fans found out
Just to tell you once again, Ralf's fat

The people had
Been pointed out
His partner Clark
Was kinda stout
He's not as tough
As Goro Daimon
But can break the neck
Of Duo Lon
Although his face
Was not too wide
Out of the blue
In broad daylight

Our favorite mercenary
Wasn't more of a disgrace
Don't try to insult him or
He will cough at your face

'cause Ralf is fat, he's fat, that's right (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
Ralf is so fat, he's fat, you know it (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
Ralf is so fat, he's fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
And the King of Fighters fans found out
Just to tell you once again, Ralf's fat

He can hardly dive down-right
Leading with a flaming punch
And if he would come across you
He'll do a brutal punt

'cause Ralf is fat, he's fat, what else? (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
Ralf is so fat, he's fat, you know it (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
Ralf is so fat, he's fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
And the King of Fighters fans found out
Just to tell you once again
Ralf's really fat, he's fat, of course (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
Ralf is so fat, he's fat, you know it (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
Ralf is so fat, he's fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
And the King of Fighters fans found out
Just to tell you once again
You know he's... stout, he's fat, what else? (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
Ralf is so fat, he's fat, you know it (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
Ralf is so fat, he's fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, Ralf is gettin' fat)
And the King of Fighters fans found out
Just to tell you once again, Ralf's fat

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Cody Slusher - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Weird Al did something like it. But not with Ralf. Good anyway.:)

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