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Song Parodies -> "Wanna Play Mortal Kombat"

Original Song Title:

"Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Wanna Play Mortal Kombat"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I said you wanna play Mortal Kombat
You're askin' for Mortal Kombat
I said you wanna play Mortal Kombat
You're askin' for Mortal Kombat
It's intense and way bloody (yeah yeah)
Better grab your buddy (yeah yeah)
The fighters look so real (yeah yeah)
All the pain you can feel (yeah yeah)
It's intense and way bloody (yeah yeah)
Better grab your buddy (yeah yeah)
The fighters look so real (yeah yeah)
All the pain you can feel (yeah yeah)

I took my brother to the arcades
I was thinkin' Street Fighter II
But another fighting game
Had caught my eye, what was good?
Seeing ninjas that are clad in blue and yellow
You Street Fighter fellows
Sayin' you just wanna play Mortal Kombat

I said you wanna play Mortal Kombat
You're askin' for Mortal Kombat
I said you wanna play Mortal Kombat
You're askin' for Mortal Kombat
It's intense and way bloody (yeah yeah)
Better grab your buddy (yeah yeah)
The fighters look so real (yeah yeah)
All the pain you can feel (yeah yeah)
It's intense and way bloody (yeah yeah)
Better grab your buddy (yeah yeah)
The fighters look so real (yeah yeah)
All the pain you can feel (yeah yeah)

You love some Bruce Lee knockoff
Liu Kang's his name, now set it off
There are two punch buttons, not three
Same thing with kick buttons, probably
I'll be layin' my finger on the block button
If you're hit a lot, just know when to use the block button

I said you wanna play Mortal Kombat
You're askin' for Mortal Kombat
I said you wanna play Mortal Kombat
You're askin' for Mortal Kombat
It's intense and way bloody (yeah yeah)
Better grab your buddy (yeah yeah)
The fighters look so real (yeah yeah)
All the pain you can feel (yeah yeah)
It's intense and way bloody (yeah yeah)
Better grab your buddy (yeah yeah)
The fighters look so real (yeah yeah)
All the pain you can feel (yeah yeah)

Sonya Blade as well as Kano
And Johnny Cage and Goro
Raiden as well as Shang Tsung
You'll master this game real soon
Where else there's a different way to prepare to attack
Street Fighter II gamers
Sayin' you just wanna play Mortal Kombat

I said you wanna play Mortal Kombat
You're askin' for Mortal Kombat
I said you wanna play Mortal Kombat
You're askin' for Mortal Kombat
It's intense and way bloody (yeah yeah)
Better grab your buddy (yeah yeah)
The fighters look so real (yeah yeah)
All the pain you can feel (yeah yeah)
It's intense and way bloody (yeah yeah)
Better grab your buddy (yeah yeah)
The fighters look so real (yeah yeah)
All the pain you can feel (yeah yeah)

Punch their heads off them
And rip out spinal cords
The action gets brutal
Are you asking for more?
Whether you win or lose
Because you know what's true
You thought this game's as
Good as Street Fighter II
Help me yell it
Finish him, finish her, fatality
Finish him, finish her, fatality [Repeat/Fade-Out]

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UnKnownVO - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, any room for a little 'gentle combat' ?? I do have a set o'leather Combat boots, along with my FishNets . . . .

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