Aaow!!!
As he came into the freezer
He looked like an old geezer
As he chugged another cider
He felt a craving inside him
He came again to the cooler
He got himself a cold beer
He then ran into the bedroom
He then gulped down, it was his doom

Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK, you’re not OK, Danny

Danny you’re not OK
I don’t think you were OK
You came into the freezer
You were drinking, stupid geezer Danny
You came to the cooler
Got yourself a cold beer
Then you ran into the bedroom
You have gulped down
It was your doom

Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
You’ve been drinking,
You’re becoming,
A drunken criminal

He has been drinking some more pop
No, not fizzy pop, it’s an alcopop
As well as drinking some white wine
And some red wine, and any other wine

Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK, you’re not OK, Danny

Danny you’re not OK
I don’t think you were OK
You came into the freezer
You were drinking, stupid geezer Danny
You came to the cooler
Got yourself a cold beer
Then you ran into the bedroom
You have gulped down
It was your doom

Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
Danny you’re not OK
No, Danny you’re not OK
You’re not OK, Danny
You’ve been drinking,
You’re becoming,
A drunken criminal

Okay, I want everybody
To stop drinking right now!

Aaow!!!
Danny you’re not OK
(No you’re not!)
I don’t think you were OK
(No you’re not!)
You came into the freezer
(Yes you did!)
You were drinking, stupid geezer Danny!
(Yes you did!)
You came to the cooler
(Yes you did!)
Got yourself a cold beer
(You were drunk, Danny!)
Then you ran into the bedroom
(Yes you did!)
You have gulped down
It was your doom, Danny!

Danny you’re not OK
(You were drunk, Danny!)
I don’t think you were OK
(You were drunk, Danny!)
You came into the freezer
(You were drunk, Danny!)
You were drinking, stupid geezer Danny!
(Hoo! hoo!)
You came to the cooler
(You were drunk!)
Got yourself a cold beer
(Hoo! hoo! hoo!)
Then you ran into the bedroom
(You were drunk!)
You have gulped down
It was your doom, Danny!
Aaow!!!