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Song Parodies -> "Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Marianna The BloodThirsty

The Lyrics

This is about my school nemesis Zane.
His brain is small
He’s far too slow

He sucks at math, his iq is low.
He knows nothing at all, his brain's so small

He don't have a mind
He don't have a brain.
say "duh"
say "duh"
He’s a moron
all right.
He looks like an ape, his breath smells like poo.
He does not know what's 2 plus two.
He’s not too bright
And that is right

He acts all drunk and gay.
and doze off at school

Well
Every village needs it's idiot
and i believe that it's him.

but
That twit called Zane.
He don’t know nothing

his report card has all F's -

Because he’s dumb
He’s dumb - come on

I know he’s dumb
He’s dumb - you know it!
I know he’s dumb
He‘s dumb- you know it.

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again he’s dumb!

The word is out
He’s an idiot

He’s not intelligent- he’s a moron.
He’s got no brain and your iq's -2.

He better wisen up
That imbecile
he don't study
He’s really dumb

his grade point average is the worst of all.

Well
The village needs an idiot
And i believe that one's him.
but
That called Zane.
He don't know nothing

His brain is the size of a grain of sand -

Because He’s dumb
He’s dumb - come on

You know he’s dumb
He’s dumb - you know it!
You know he’s dumb
He’s dumb, you know it.

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again he’s dumb!

It takes over 20 secs to feel pain

Because he’s got a tiny brain

If he doesn’t understand what i'm sayin

then i will teach his face

Because he’s dumb
He’s dumb - come on

You know he’s dumb
He’s dumb - you know it!
You know he’s dumb
He’s dumb- you know it.

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again he’s dumb!

You know he’s dumb
He’s dumb - come on

You know he’s dumb
He’s dumb - you know it!
You know he’s dumb
He’s dumb - come on

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again he’s dumb

You know he does suck
He’s dumb - you know it

You know he’s dumb
He’s dumb
baby.
You know
you know
you know it - come on

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again.

You know he’s dumb.
He’s dumb - you know it

You know he’s dumb
He’s dumb - you know it.
You know he’s dumb
He’s dumb - you know it
you know

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again. He’s dumb!



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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Karl Rove - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Zane is going to make us a FINE future President of the United States! You just wait and see!
Dick Morris - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Not as fine a President as Michael Jackson! Just you wait and see!
Andria - May 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Pretty good... I knew a guy named Zane too... what a dips***. 5s.
Wild Child JIN - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Well, I have said that "small brains" come in "BIG skulls" ;-D and be sure to look for my upcoming Michael Jackson parody of "Jam" it's about me, it's called "JIN" neat spoof, wouldn't you all say? But as for this parody here, Great Job Marianna! 555 I.Q. for you and your song, but just 5 for Zane, :-D, ;-)

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