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Song Parodies -> "Need it"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Need it"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

I shop around there and I shop around here
You’re tired of my face I will not disappear
Desire’s in my eyes and the feeling is severe
I need it; just need it

I’m gonna run through all the shops that I can
I even want that thing looks like a pointing man
You wanna buy too get there before I can
I need it say you want it real bad

I need it need it need it need it
No style becomes defeated
Cool, loud, or funky all that’s in my sight
It doesn’t matter what’s wrong or right
I need it need it
I need it need it
I need it need it
I need it need it

When I’m in Target they all call me Mad Ann
I look at every toy and the tools used by man
I’m now carting four carts what makes you think you can?
I need it just need it

In the plant section buy more then I’m prepared
Look through the Halloween costumes I’m really scared
I’ll trick you will not treat you
I bought it ha! So there
So beat it you don’t want it that bad

I need it need it need it need it need it
I buy chocolate and eat it
Yeah I’ll admit it it’s not very bright
Tend to increase my size overnight

But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight

But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight
Just need it neat it
Need it, need it, need it

Need it need it need it, need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight


But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight

But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight

Need it need it need it, need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight

But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight

But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
Hershey's, Way Milky, and Reese’s delight
It’s all for myself out of my sight

But need it need it need it need it
Won’t hesitate to repeat it
But need it need it
Need it need it need it

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Agrimorfee - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
This was a slambang good start...but then you let your chocoholism get the better of you! Sorry Ann. :(
Ann Hammond - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee yeah I know and don’t understand why I can’t come up with things like glow-in -the dark autographed snorkels. I would have used Ebay.
AFW - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Great shopping..
Tommy Turtle - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Compulsive Fiving.
Jason - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought this was very good. 545.
TJC - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
555 Kgs of coca extract!
Ann Hammond - August 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice answer to the "Beat It" Challenge Ann--and now I want my personal favorite---"Snickers" . . .
Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Very accomplished parodizing here, Ann...although, because I'm a bloke, I have no idea what you're talking about. ;-) 555
Ann Hammond - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks BAD and Kristof
nally - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment
I just saw a link to this on the Questions Only thread and decided to give it a read. There were a few slight pacing problems, but aside from that, it was an excellent read. 5-5-5.

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