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Song Parodies -> "Dumb"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb"

Parody Written by:

Batty Barry

The Lyrics

This is a song for all those low class idiots out there.
Your brain is small
You're far too slow

You suck at math, your iq's low
You're know nothing at all, your brain's so small

You don't have a mind
You don't have a brain.
say "duh"
say "duh"
You're a moron
all right.
you look like an ape, your breath smells like poo.
You don't know what's 2 plus two.
You're not too bright
And that is right

You act all drunk
and doze off at school

Well
Every village needs it's idiot
and i believe that it's you

but
my friend
you don't know nothing

Your report card has all F's -

Because you're dumb
you're dumb - come on

I know you're dumb
You're dumb - you know it!
You know you're dumb
You're dumb- you know it.

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again who's dumb!

The word is out
you're an idiot

You're not intelligent- you're a moron.
you've got no brain and your iq's -2.

So wisen up
you imbecile
You don't study
you're really dumb

your grade point average is the worst of all.

Well
The village needs an idiot
And i believe that one's you

but
my friend
you don't know nothing

Your brain is the size of a grain of sand -

Because you're dumb
you're dumb - come on

You know you're dumb
you're dumb - you know it!
You know you're dumb
You're dumb, you know it.

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again who's dumb!

It takes over 20 secs to feel pain

Because you've got a tiny brain

If you don't understand what i'm sayin

then i will teach your face

Because you're dumb
you're dumb - come on

You know you're dumb
you're dumb - you know it!
You know you're dumb
You're dumb- you know it.

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again who's dumb!

You know you're dumb
you're dumb - come on

You know you're dumb
you're dumb - you know it!
You know you're dumb
you're dumb - come on

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again who's dumb

You know you suck
you're dumb - you know it

You know you're dumb
you're dumb
baby.
You know
you know
you know it - come on

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again.

You know you're dumb.
you're dumb - you know it

You know you're dumb
you're dumb - you know it.
You know you're dumb
you're dumb - you know it
you know

And the whole world has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again. who's dumb?



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Hated guy - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, this describes Michael Pacholek, for one.

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