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Song Parodies -> "Wanna be Carving Pumpkin"

Original Song Title:

"Wanna Be Startin Something"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Wanna be Carving Pumpkin"

Parody Written by:

Spookypoo

The Lyrics

Spookypoo isn't my usual name here, I just thought this one wasn't up to my usual standard. I ran out of time though, and I'm not waiting another year.
I said you wanna be carving pumpkin
You got to be carving pumpkin
I said you wanna be carving pumpkin
You got to be carving pumpkin

So much fun to be makin' (yeah yeah)
Carve 'em up 'till I'm achin' (yeah yeah)
The stuff in the middle (yeah yeah)
Is so good for bakin' (yeah yeah)

So much fun to be makin' (yeah yeah)
Carve 'em up 'till I'm achin' (yeah yeah)
The stuff in the middle (yeah yeah)
Is so good for bakin' (yeah yeah)

I took my baby to the doctor
cause my cleaver had slipped her a flesh wound
He said "Stop making those things!"
So then I laid the smackdown!
Hey, there's no complying, it's genius I'm applying
If they start denying
then I just hand 'em a Jack 'o Lantern!

I said you wanna be carving pumpkin
You got to be carving pumpkin
I said you wanna be carving pumpkin
You got to be carving pumpkin

I draw on scary faces (yeah yeah)
Then I carve out the traces (yeah yeah)
Put lights in the middle (yeah yeah)
Like this one? It's got braces (yeah yeah)
I draw on scary faces (yeah yeah)
Then I carve out the traces (yeah yeah)
The stuff the middle (yeah yeah)
Gives me a rash in places (yeah yeah)

I love to say how they're so good
and I do better than you could
I'm a dab hand with a razor,
but I bought a cutting laser!
Now I make incisions with 3 micron precision
and my punpkin mission
is lookin' really bitchin'

I said you wanna be carving pumpkin
You got to be carving pumpkin
I said you wanna be carving pumpkin
You got to be carving pumpkin

I draw on scary faces (yeah yeah)
Then I carve out the traces (yeah yeah)
Put lights in the middle (yeah yeah)
Like this one? It's got braces (yeah yeah)
I draw on scary faces (yeah yeah)
Then I carve out the traces (yeah yeah)
The stuff the middle (yeah yeah)
Gives me a rash in places (yeah yeah)

It's a vegetable, it's a vegetable
It's a lantern too, it's a vegetable
They're not hard to make, it's a vegetable
You can eat 'em too, they're a vegetable

When the competition's judgin'
There's no corner-cuttin' fudgin'
I've got to win each voter
So I add wings and a motor
I've made one that's flyin', it's cool, there's no denyin'
Damn, it's really somethin'
Sayin' you just wanna be carvin' pumpkin

I said you wanna be carving pumpkin
You got to be carving pumpkin
I said you wanna be carving pumpkin
You got to be carving pumpkin

I draw on scary faces (yeah yeah)
Then I carve out the traces (yeah yeah)
Put lights in the middle (yeah yeah)
Like this one? It's got braces (yeah yeah)
I draw on scary faces (yeah yeah)
Then I carve out the traces (yeah yeah)
The stuff the middle (yeah yeah)
Gives me a rash in places (yeah yeah)
It's a vegetable, it's a vegetable
It's a lantern too, it's a vegetable
They're not hard to make, it's a vegetable
You can eat 'em too, they're a vegetable

(repeat this gibberish until fade)

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2Eagle - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Very artistic.
Yoidy - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Smashing pumpkin parody!

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