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Song Parodies -> "She'll Eat It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"She'll Eat It"

Parody Written by:

Gus

The Lyrics

This is about a girl who seems to eat everything. It goes better while listening to the song.
They told him don't you know she eats around here
don't wanna lose your face you better disappear
she ate the towns guys
and this stories getting clear

she'll eat it
just eat it

You better run you better leave while you can
she's gonna go eat you and then the nacho man
you can try to be tough but she can eat any man

she'll eat it

but her hungers real bad
she'll eat it
eat it
no one wants to feed it
show her a slushy
for food she'll fight
It doesn't matter if her pants fit tight
she'll eat it
just eat it
she'll eat it
eat the eat the food

She's out to get food you better eat what you can
she won't just eat like a boy she eats like a man
food helps her stay alive
she'll gobble a Hungry Man

she'll eat it
just eat it

You have to show her that you're really not scared
fighting her for food is more than a dare
she'll kick you then she'll eat you and won't leave a single hair

so beat it
cuz her hungers still bad
she'll eat it
eat it
no one wants to feed it
her stomach feels gushy
just ate a bike
it doesn't matter just run for your life
she'll just eat it
eat it
it's about her hunger you can't feed it
slurped down a slushy
still eating all night
it doesn't matter she'll still eat a bike
she'll just eat it
eat it
eat it
eat it
eat it...

Eat it
eat it
her hunger can't be stopped don't feed it
now she ate a doggy
that just is'nt right
it doesn't matter if it's day or night
she'll eat it
eat it
you just better beat it
now it's a froggy
she toasts it right
it doesn't matter all timing is right
she'll eat it eat
eat it

repeat this past chorus

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Albatross - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
why "she"?
Spoof-Man - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah...why.... she?
Cody Slusher - April 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Weird al did it Weird al did it Weird al did it
Katie - August 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I find this hilarious ^.^

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