-> "Refutation"
Original Song Title:
"Billie Jean"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Refutation"
Parody Written by:
Vinnie Rouge
The Lyrics
He was more like a teddy bear, when I stroked his hair
Now why on earth would I touch him there
I just have fun, with the kids, and the dogs, and the cats
You know I just have fun, with the kids, and the cows, and the sheep
His parents said they'd be suing me, but I just can't see
Why everyone just assumed that we were getting it on
In my room, in my house, on the ranch
People always told me, the media are cruel
They'll go around saying you're some freak
And mother always told me I'd make the evening news
I have to make you see, that your kids are safe with me
I am not a child molester
I don't know why they said that I was the one
But I swear those kids had fun
I always feel like I don't fit in, so I changed my skin
Although my face kind of looks like paste I've still got taste
But you mock, and accuse, and berate
I still have taste, but you mock, and accuse, and berate (why berate, why berate?)
But little kids are so wonderful, it's a miracle
And I just love treating every one like they were mine
But it seems, that my love, is a crime
People always told me, my life is really strange
I've damaged my credibility
I just want to make 'em happy, not to take their innocence
So where's your evidence, I'll speak in my defense
I am not a child molester
I don't know why they said that I was the one
But I swear those kids had fun
I am not a child molester
I don't know why they said that I was the one
But I swear those kids had fun
They said I was the one
But I swear those kids had fun
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