-> "Gay Pedophile"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth Criminal"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gay Pedophile"
The Lyrics
He called his ranch Never-land;
He was the "Peter" in the pan, now,
Kids said he was fantastic,
Even though his face was plastic.
Asked them to stay the night,
why did the parents think it was right?
Then he locked them in the bedroom,
He got them drunk now, it was their doom.
Michael Jackson touched me.
So, Michael Jackson touched me.
Why did you touch me, Michael?
Michael Jackson touched me.
So, Michael Jackson touched me.
Why did you touch me, Michael?
Michael Jackson touched me.
So, Michael Jackson touched me.
Why did you touch me, Michael?
Michael Jackson touched me.
So, Michael Jackson touched me.
Why did you touch me, Michael?
Michael Jackson touched me.
Will I report that Michael touched me?
My mother said, "oh no!"
That he touched you – that molester Michael
Then she called an Attorney
Then the cop named Bernie
She said, "Michael took them in the bedroom"
He got them drunk now
It was their doom
Michael Jackson touched me.
So, Michael Jackson touched me.
Why did you touch me, Michael?
Michael Jackson touched me.
So, Michael Jackson touched me.
Why did you touch me, Michael?
Michael Jackson touched me.
So, Michael Jackson touched me.
Why did you touch me, Michael?
YOU'VE TOUCHED BY
YOU'VE BEEN RAPPED BY -
A GAY PEDOPHILE
So into courtroom they come,
It was Judgment day for the gloved one,
They proved mother was just after money,
So left to the Jury said, "Set him free"
Michael Jackson touched me.
So, Michael Jackson touched me.
Why did you touch me, Michael?
Michael Jackson touched me.
So, Michael Jackson touched me.
Why did you touch me, Michael?
Michael Jackson touched me.
So, Michael Jackson touched me.
Why did you touch me, Michael?
YOU'VE TOUCHED BY
YOU'VE BEEN RAPPED BY -
A GAY PEDOPHILE
Michael touched me, oooow!
Drink the Jesus juice, Nooo!
Michael touched me, oooow!
Get under the covers, Nooo!
(Repeat over kill)
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