Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "NESer"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"NESer"

Parody Written by:

Josh Taylor Stingray (Josh and Yumi)

The Lyrics

I downloaded the NES Version of Thriller. That music was good.
(Josh Playing The NES Guitar)

I'm close to Yumi
Playing NES in the dark
Under the skylight
You see a sight that almost beatsyour heart
You try to run
But music takes the sound before you make it
You start to play
As horror looks you right between the eyes
You're pixilized


I'm NESer
8-bit fight
I'm the one's gonna save you
From Bowser about to strike
I'm NESer
8-bit tights
I'm fighting for your life
Inside an NES
NES tonight, yeah


You hear Capcom scream
And realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel Konami
And wonder if you'll ever see the fun
You close your eyes
And hope that this is just pixilation
Girl, but all the while
You hear a goomba creepin' up behind
I'm outta time

I'm NESer
8-bit fight
I'm the one's gonna save you
From Bowser about to strike
I'm NESer
8-bit tights
I'm fighting for your life
Inside an NES
NES tonight, yeah


Darkwing's call
And the press start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the boss of the game this time
(I'm open wide)
This is the end of your life


I'm out to get em
There's koopas closing in on every side
They will hit you
Unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time
For you and I to play close together, yeah
All through the night
I'll save them from the terror of the screen
I'll make you see


I'm NESer
8-bit fight
I'm the one's gonna save you
From Bowser about to strike
I'm NESer
8-bit tights
I'm fighting for your life
Inside an NES
NES tonight, yeah


Do do do do do doooooo...

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   2
 1
 1
 
 5   5
 6
 6
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

2nz - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with ya in terms of subject, but the pacing was off and the structure could use some tightening. Keep working on it. Try to phrase your parody like the original phrases it's individual lines. People who come to see your parody will find it easier to read along if you do that. Good luck. Also liked the line:
"You hear a goomba creepin' up behind
I'm outta time"
Larry Hensley - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I really liked this one, very funny. Lots of good lines.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/michaeljackson122.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 942