Song Parodies -> Bleep It
| Original Song Title: | "Beat It" |
| Original Performer: | Michael Jackson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bleep It" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Swearing is f*cking good for f*cking nothing! Got it you d*mn f*ckers?
They told him you can't say that on the air
Don't wanna hear ya cuss
You act Amish here
But Ozzy's on TV and his words aren't really clear
So Bleep It
Just Bleep It
On channel 1, Springer show's on again
We don't care about blood
But don't say the F word, Man!
You'd better shut up
Don't say "F*cking D*mn"
We'll Bleep It
Switch "it' to "Kitty Cat"
Just Bleep It
Bleep It, Bleep It, Bleep It
We want swearing deleted
Cussing is f*cking wrong
To us, alright?
It doesn't matter
D*mn is too trite
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
We tried to fix you
But grammar got canned
Ebonics is your ploy
Bleep, it in demand
You wanna talk in Jive
Well, that is not banned
Don't Bleep It
Don't Bleep It
You cannot talk like a bloody sailor
When bonking with your wife
You can't use cuss words there
Won't trick you, simply bleep you
When you let out a swear
So bleep it
But you wanna talk bad
Just bleep it
Bleep It, Bleep It, Bleep It
We want swearing deleted
Cussing is f*cking wrong
To us, alright?
It doesn't matter
D*mn is too trite
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
(Rebleep The Chorus Several Times)
Don't wanna hear ya cuss
You act Amish here
But Ozzy's on TV and his words aren't really clear
So Bleep It
Just Bleep It
On channel 1, Springer show's on again
We don't care about blood
But don't say the F word, Man!
You'd better shut up
Don't say "F*cking D*mn"
We'll Bleep It
Switch "it' to "Kitty Cat"
Just Bleep It
Bleep It, Bleep It, Bleep It
We want swearing deleted
Cussing is f*cking wrong
To us, alright?
It doesn't matter
D*mn is too trite
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
We tried to fix you
But grammar got canned
Ebonics is your ploy
Bleep, it in demand
You wanna talk in Jive
Well, that is not banned
Don't Bleep It
Don't Bleep It
You cannot talk like a bloody sailor
When bonking with your wife
You can't use cuss words there
Won't trick you, simply bleep you
When you let out a swear
So bleep it
But you wanna talk bad
Just bleep it
Bleep It, Bleep It, Bleep It
We want swearing deleted
Cussing is f*cking wrong
To us, alright?
It doesn't matter
D*mn is too trite
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
(Rebleep The Chorus Several Times)
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I have found a new favorite!!!!!
Oh, grow the f--- up! Good parody, though.
F*cking great! 5s
agreed.
Terrific idea!
Bleeping great 555
Godd-mn! This was a f-cking excellent! No motherf---ers better give this ones. 5-5-5
great choice of OS for this, Matthias - it fit like his glove - 555
[SOTM] Already f*cking voted and commented you ****
(SOTM) er, what DAK said! nicely done, Matthias, and like I said earlier, a perfect OS to lampoon the oh-so-hypocritical censorship laws with (the same laws which DO overlook using prepositions to end sentences with)
(SOTM) Some funny ideas. Lost a few points on pace.
SOTM â€" This I learned in F*cking Cussword Axioms 101: Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherf*ckers!
(SOTM) dont know tos that well bt this was funny and the over excessive use to p-rofanity was hlarious
(SOTM) Pretty effin' good parody. Needed more cursing though IMFO, Assterisks be damned.
(SOTM) Should my above comment get reported and removed, I read this parody.
Funny, Unusual, and Clever, Kid.
"We don't care about blood But don't say the F word, Man!" - my favorite bit. It's always stunned me that the puritan public has such high tolerance for violence but such a low one for sex and language. Bleeping bleepers.
"We don't care about blood But don't say the F word, Man!" - my favorite bit. It's always stunned me that the puritan public has such high tolerance for violence but such a low one for sex and language. Bleeping bleepers.
(SOTM) Holy bleep. This is bleeping funny. It must've taken you a bleeping long time to write this bleeping funny parody.
(SOTM) This comment has been deleted pending FCC investigation, and the poter fined US$455 for excessive obscenities
I thought I'd commented on this one already - love the sentiment, and love the parody, too.
SOTM - I would like to take this opportunity to say what a wonderful *bleep* this was. I can't fully express my *bleep* feelings about this *bleep*.
(SOTF!M) Nice parody (ok, naughty parody) of a song by a naughty person -- but naughty for a different reason.
The ebonics verse was very good.
(SOTM) Ditto what John Jenkins said. Very good all 'round.
Jeepers, that's one heck of a parody, by golly.
I liked the Ozzy line and the ebonics stanza as well. A bit repetitive, but that's much more the original than yours. Nice work, Matthias.
(SOTM) ?£~@%%'ing wonderful!! 555
Pacing off somewhat but still I couldn't stop laughing at the words themselves.
Ozzy's reply to the FCC: "Those narrow-minded people, I can swear when I can, I need it, damn bigots"
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