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Song Parodies -> "Bleep It"

Original Song Title:

"Beat It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Bleep It"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Swearing is f*cking good for f*cking nothing! Got it you d*mn f*ckers?
They told him you can't say that on the air
Don't wanna hear ya cuss
You act Amish here
But Ozzy's on TV and his words aren't really clear
So Bleep It
Just Bleep It

On channel 1, Springer show's on again
We don't care about blood
But don't say the F word, Man!
You'd better shut up
Don't say "F*cking D*mn"
We'll Bleep It
Switch "it' to "Kitty Cat"

Just Bleep It
Bleep It, Bleep It, Bleep It
We want swearing deleted
Cussing is f*cking wrong
To us, alright?
It doesn't matter
D*mn is too trite
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It

We tried to fix you
But grammar got canned
Ebonics is your ploy
Bleep, it in demand
You wanna talk in Jive
Well, that is not banned
Don't Bleep It
Don't Bleep It

You cannot talk like a bloody sailor
When bonking with your wife
You can't use cuss words there
Won't trick you, simply bleep you
When you let out a swear
So bleep it
But you wanna talk bad

Just bleep it
Bleep It, Bleep It, Bleep It
We want swearing deleted
Cussing is f*cking wrong
To us, alright?
It doesn't matter
D*mn is too trite
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It
Just Bleep It, Bleep It

(Rebleep The Chorus Several Times)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 24

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Huff - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I have found a new favorite!!!!!
Michael Pacholek - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, grow the f--- up! Good parody, though.
Dumb Ass Kid - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
F*cking great! 5s
Yet Another Dutchman - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
agreed.
Rex - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Terrific idea!
carol - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Bleeping great 555
MrMacphisto - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Godd-mn! This was a f-cking excellent! No motherf---ers better give this ones. 5-5-5
stuart mcarthur - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
great choice of OS for this, Matthias - it fit like his glove - 555
Dumb Ass Kid - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Already f*cking voted and commented you ****
Stuart McArthur - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) er, what DAK said! nicely done, Matthias, and like I said earlier, a perfect OS to lampoon the oh-so-hypocritical censorship laws with (the same laws which DO overlook using prepositions to end sentences with)
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Some funny ideas. Lost a few points on pace.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM " This I learned in F*cking Cussword Axioms 101: Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherf*ckers!
Josh 2 - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) dont know tos that well bt this was funny and the over excessive use to p-rofanity was hlarious
Red Ant - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Pretty effin' good parody. Needed more cursing though IMFO, Assterisks be damned.
Red Ant - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Should my above comment get reported and removed, I read this parody.
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, Unusual, and Clever, Kid.

"We don't care about blood But don't say the F word, Man!" - my favorite bit. It's always stunned me that the puritan public has such high tolerance for violence but such a low one for sex and language. Bleeping bleepers.
bobpiecheese - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Holy bleep. This is bleeping funny. It must've taken you a bleeping long time to write this bleeping funny parody.
Adam Eccleshall - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This comment has been deleted pending FCC investigation, and the poter fined US$455 for excessive obscenities
Phil Alexander - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought I'd commented on this one already - love the sentiment, and love the parody, too.
Tim Mayfield - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - I would like to take this opportunity to say what a wonderful *bleep* this was. I can't fully express my *bleep* feelings about this *bleep*.
wannabemustangjockey - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTF!M) Nice parody (ok, naughty parody) of a song by a naughty person -- but naughty for a different reason.
John Jenkins - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
The ebonics verse was very good.
Johnny D - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ditto what John Jenkins said. Very good all 'round.
Claude Prez - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Jeepers, that's one heck of a parody, by golly.
2nz - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked the Ozzy line and the ebonics stanza as well. A bit repetitive, but that's much more the original than yours. Nice work, Matthias.
Kristof Robertson - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ?£~@%%'ing wonderful!! 555
Ana - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Pacing off somewhat but still I couldn't stop laughing at the words themselves.
Rocky Mak - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Ozzy's reply to the FCC: "Those narrow-minded people, I can swear when I can, I need it, damn bigots"
Annie - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment
LOL funny! 555. Liked the Ozzy line. The only thing I can understand out of Ozzy's mouth is SHARON???
Ann H - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment
oh get the nasty words part of this

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