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Song Parodies -> "Black"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Black"

Parody Written by:

2Legit2Quit

The Lyrics

My skin is fair
A freaky sight
Can't go outside
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
My skin disease
Hope you don't mind
Don't start to tease
Come on,

Come on,
It's the truth
All right...

I'm giving you
Some time to see
This ain't a fib
Like surgery...
I'm telling you
Just shut your trap
I know you think
I'm full of crap

Well they say I bleach my skin
And you think that's really true
But my friend you don't know nothin'
Just wait 'til I turn blue

Because I'm black, I'm black - come on
(Black black - really, really black)
You know I'm black, I'm black - you know it
(Black black - really, really black)
You know I'm black, I'm black - come on, you know
(Black black - really, really black)
And the whole world have been
Scratchin' their heads
Just to ask you once again,
Who's black...

The word is out
I hate my race
Gonna shut you up
I'm no disgrace,
Your lyin' voice
Gonna say I'm white
But listen up
That's just not right,

Your talk is cheap
Proud of my race
Now time for me
To change my face

But they say I bleach my skin
And you think that's really true
But my friend you don't know nothin'
Just wait 'til I turn blue...

Because I'm black, I'm black - come on
(Black black - really, really black)
You know I'm black, I'm black - you know it
(Black black - really, really black)
You know I'm black, I'm black - you know it, you know
(Black black - really, really black)
And the whole world have been scratchin' their heads
(And the whole world have been scratchin' their heads)
Just to ask you once again,
(Just to ask you once again)
Who's black...

If I could change my skin tomorrow
I would be a darker man
If you don't believe what I'm sayin'
Then help me get a tan...

Because I'm black, I'm black - come on
(Black black - really, really black)
You know I'm black, I'm black - you know it
(Black black - really, really black)
You know I'm black, I'm black - you know it, you know
(Black black - really, really black)

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And the whole world have been scratchin' their heads
Just to ask you once again...)

You know I'm black, I'm black - come on
(Black black - really, really black)
You know I'm black, I'm black - you know it - you know it
(Black black - really, really black)
You know, you know, you know - come on
(Black black - really, really black)
And the whole world have been scratchin' their heads
(And the whole world have been scratchin' their heads)
Just to ask you
(Just to ask you once again)

You know I'm right - I'm black - you know it
(Black black - really, really black)
You know I'm black - I'm black baby
(Black black - really, really black)
You know, you know, you know it - come on
(Black black - really, really black)
And the whole world have been scratchin' their heads
(And the whole world have been scratchin' their heads)
Woo!
(Just to ask you once again)

You know I'm black, I'm black - you know it
(Black black - really, really black)
You know I'm black - you know - hoo!
(Black black - really, really black)
You know I'm black - I'm black - you know it, you know
(Black black - really, really black)
And the whole world have been scratchin' their heads
(And the whole world have been scratchin' their heads)
Just to ask you once again...
(Just to ask you once again...)
Who's black?

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Agrimorfee - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
A clever idea...something different about MJ than the usual creepy stuff. Wish you had more ideas in the repeating chorus (notice how Weird Al changes it in his "Fat"?). 545
Larry Hensley - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Another funny mj one.
Tyrell - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Man that was funny 5-5-5
carol - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
good job

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