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Song Parodies -> "Vanilla"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Vanilla"

Parody Written by:

M parody

The Lyrics

Heres ANOTHER Parody. Im parody CRAZY this week
Its close to my house and
I the ice cream van is right near my door
Under the sunlight I
see a flavour that i love with all my heart
I scream with joy but someone gets right there
before I make it
I start to freeze as they order their Ice cream
I look into the ice cream to my suprise
I'm paralyesed
They have vanilla, thats my type
And no-ones gonna get the flavour before I do
They have vanilla, thats my type
Im fighting for my right to have vanilla ice cream
TONIGHT!
I hear the vender, and realize
that my ice creams gonna come.
I feel the cold cone, and Im gonna eat my ice cream with the sun.
I close my eyes and lick the ice cream and imagine paradise
But then i realize that ice creams gone
I like this song
They have vanilla, thats my type
And no-ones gonna get the flavour before I do
They have vanilla, thats my type
Im fighting for my right to have vanilla ice cream
TONIGHT!
Vanilla thats my call
I joined the party in the vanilla parade
I can't escape the taste of the
vanilla taste
This is the only thing i eat!
I can't have enough, theres vanilla running
down my face every side
It has possesed me, I can't get
rid of all this yummy taste
Now its' time for me and you to
taste this great ice cream
All through the night i'll eat that certain
flavour we like
and ride on my bike
They have vanilla, thats my type
And no-ones gonna get the flavour before I do
They have vanilla, thats my type
Im fighting for my right to have vanilla ice cream
TONIGHT!
Vanilla is my favourite is cream
I eat it when i cross the stream
I eat even when there's blood
I'm the most die hard fan in the neighbourhood
An whoever shall be found
Eating vanilla down town
I'll send them all to hell
So you can never tell
Vanillas the flavour in the air
And will be for 1000 years
It will say vanilla on my tomb
Remeber that ice cream, to seal my doom
Vanilla ice-cream keeps me alive
My body likes it very much
It has that flavour i can't resist
So that's what you can't touch!








There! It took me ages, but i did it!

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Yet Another Dutchman - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I know it's so wrong, but fitting 'Vanilla' onto 'Thriller' gives this parody such a delightfully humorous tone. :-)

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