Mmm-Hmm-mm.

I'm gonna change my face,
for once in my life.
It's not gonna look real good,
gonna look a bit different,
not gonna look so ri-i-ight.

As I, run and i trip and fall,
and mess up my pretty nose,
I start to realize:
I can get it fixed
with plastic surgery!
And I think I
will make my eyes
so slim that I can't really see.
So I won't look like fart,
I think I'll do something smart,
and point up my shnoz.
And get about a hundred face jobs,
so I can look like Diana Ross.
Oh boy, this is such a great loss!

I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon,
I'm askin' him to change my face.
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you're tired with the way you look today,
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
Ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.

I've been a victim of,
the plastic su-urgeon.
And his persuasive ways.
There are some who I love,
but not ones I can trust,
Because they're really
tellin' me,
that I am lookin' pretty good.
I'm gonna get some more,
more than ever before,
because I love surgery
(Love surgery)
Yeah, I love my looks ya' see,
my face, and my beauty,
that's why I'm doing this to me!

I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon,
I'm askin' him to change my face.
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you're tired with the way you look today
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon, (ooh!)
I'm askin' him to change my face. (ooh!)
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you want the press to have a field day,
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
Ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya..
[Bunch of ad-libbing that I didn't care to put in because it's ridiculous]
(face....)
Change my face.