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Song Parodies -> "Plastic Surgeon (Better Second Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Man in the Mirror"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Plastic Surgeon (Better Second Version)"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

I corrected a few things I wasn't happy with in the first parody, mainly one of the lines from the chorus, and am now re submitting this. I also thought that I'd get more readings on it now that I've been on Amiright.com for more than a couple of days (Which was how long when I put the first version up)... So please comment and enjoy, I guess...
Mmm-Hmm-mm.

I'm gonna change my face,
for once in my life.
It's not gonna look real good,
gonna look a bit different,
not gonna look so ri-i-ight.

As I, run and i trip and fall,
and mess up my pretty nose,
I start to realize:
I can get it fixed
with plastic surgery!
And I think I
will make my eyes
so slim that I can't really see.
So I won't look like fart,
I think I'll do something smart,
and point up my shnoz.
And get about a hundred face jobs,
so I can look like Diana Ross.
Oh boy, this is such a great loss!

I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon,
I'm askin' him to change my face.
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you're tired with the way you look today,
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
Ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.

I've been a victim of,
the plastic su-urgeon.
And his persuasive ways.
There are some who I love,
but not ones I can trust,
Because they're really
tellin' me,
that I am lookin' pretty good.
I'm gonna get some more,
more than ever before,
because I love surgery
(Love surgery)
Yeah, I love my looks ya' see,
my face, and my beauty,
that's why I'm doing this to me!

I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon,
I'm askin' him to change my face.
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you're tired with the way you look today
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon, (ooh!)
I'm askin' him to change my face. (ooh!)
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you want the press to have a field day,
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
Ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya..
[Bunch of ad-libbing that I didn't care to put in because it's ridiculous]
(face....)
Change my face.


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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Dominic L. - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Is the pacing really that bad?
Red Ant - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Dominic, I can't remember TOS well enough at all to vote this and am not sure why at the moment it has but 2 uncommented votes.
M!KEY - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought the pacing was good...... Hmmm...... Was overall ok. Nice job
Agrimorfee - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hiccupy pacing, from what I remember of this song.
Adagio - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I just DKTOS, sorry Dominic.
Red Ant - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(P) I still can't rememeber TOS that well but there were some pacing blips compared to the lyrics I looked at. While I agree the outro lyrics are ridiculous there is a substantial amount of them (half the song appears to be the ad-libbed lyrics) that something could have been done with them. But it is funny and good job on turning this song on MJ.
Dominic L. - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I DID write outro lyrics... but I figured, "aw, who wants to read all that?" I guess that omitting that could cause pacing issues...
Stuart McArthur - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) it's always a good idea to turn a song on it's singer, and I'm glad you didn't parody the "ridiculous" ad libs - LOL
Johnny D - October 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) A good effort.
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) The pacing was a little bit out in a few places, Dom....but overall a great effort
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nice theme, good job. Didn't know what to make of the "So I won't look like fart" line, though.
Rick C - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Great job! I liked the Diana Ross bit. 555
Phil Alexander - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
What Luke said... the "fart" rhyme's a bit out of place. Some good bits, too.
Dominic L. - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I wrote the original version when I was about 11. I didn't know what to make out of the rhyme of "Smart." I just thought about the term "old fart"... and put that in.. you know, 'cos old people have wrinkles, and that's what plastic surgery is about. Not have wrinkles... I dunno.
Arwen - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC...I love the concept, and am astounded that you came up with it when you were 11...when I was 11, I was writing parodies about...um...oh, I wasn't. Anyway...nice effort...=)
Jeff Reuben - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC: There were some pacing issues, but overall, well done!

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