Song Parodies -> Beat It (I'll Beat the Rap)
| Original Song Title: | "Beat It" |
| Original Performer: | Michael Jackson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Beat It (I'll Beat the Rap)" |
| Parody Written by: | Silly Willie |
He told the law I touched his weenie down here
With make-up on my face, now in court I appear
They showed a film about me and I shed a big tear
I'll beat it, I'll beat it
He said I groped him, played with his little man
And let him drink some booze, to be a macho man
His willie I touched, felt him up with my hand
I'll beat it, yeah I will beat the rap
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Will the jury please be seated
Slept with a young boy, long overnighter
Most people think that it's just not right
I'll beat it, beat it
I'll beat it, beat it
I'll beat it, beat it
I'll beat it, beat it
He came to see me, one day at Neverland
Don't wanna be a boy, he want's to be a man
My lawyer says he lies, says it's all a big scam
I'll beat it, I'll beat it
He says I showed him how to stroke it down there
I played with his winkie down in his underwear
I stroked it, then I squeezed it
That kid's full of hot air
I'll beat it, cause I'm not really bad
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Kid says that he was mistreated
Having a funky long overnighter
Better be careful who I invite
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
In my bedroom there secreted
Having a funky long overnighter
Better be careful who I invite
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
With make-up on my face, now in court I appear
They showed a film about me and I shed a big tear
I'll beat it, I'll beat it
He said I groped him, played with his little man
And let him drink some booze, to be a macho man
His willie I touched, felt him up with my hand
I'll beat it, yeah I will beat the rap
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Will the jury please be seated
Slept with a young boy, long overnighter
Most people think that it's just not right
I'll beat it, beat it
I'll beat it, beat it
I'll beat it, beat it
I'll beat it, beat it
He came to see me, one day at Neverland
Don't wanna be a boy, he want's to be a man
My lawyer says he lies, says it's all a big scam
I'll beat it, I'll beat it
He says I showed him how to stroke it down there
I played with his winkie down in his underwear
I stroked it, then I squeezed it
That kid's full of hot air
I'll beat it, cause I'm not really bad
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Kid says that he was mistreated
Having a funky long overnighter
Better be careful who I invite
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
In my bedroom there secreted
Having a funky long overnighter
Better be careful who I invite
I'll beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
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Your MJ sometimes seems to be denying he did it, and other times admitting he did it, so it's not clear.
This was clever and cutting. 555
That's hysterical
pathetic
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