-> "Dinner"
Original Song Title:
"Thriller"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dinner"
The Lyrics
It's close to seven
And I just downed a jar of pickle juice
I'm getting hungry
That large pizza at six didn't make it far
My stomach growls
My blood sugar is low think I just fainted
Hurry and cook
I'm gonna snack on this here liquorish
Oh please not fish
Now it is dinner, dinner time
And don't skip on the butter better salt the other side
You know it's dinner, dinner time
You're moving really slow making my inner, dinner tonight
I smell it burning
And know something is wrong it's in my heart
Potato's hard still
The sour cream is tasting extra tart
You burnt the rolls
I hope that this is just some dirty joke
I fantasize
But now I feel like going out instead
The moment is dead
Now it is dinner, dinner time
There ain't no second chances burning sweet potato pie
You know it's dinner, dinner time
You're moving really slow remaking inner, dinner tonight
True friends are calling and start sending over their leftovers
My fridge is filled up with half eaten casseroles tonight
(open wide)
I'm gonna learn how to cook
Let's do it right now
There's reasons why there's settings on the stove
It's been a day now
And all I've had to eat are thirty pies
The time of truth
Is here let's see if I can keep from gagging
Completely raw
And why are there bones in the Spanish rice
They're cold as ice
Such a bad dinner, dinner time
You tried to bake a cake amazing fido is still alive
Dinner, dinner time, just back up from the stove and leave the
Inner, skinner, winner, dinner here to me
You call this dinner, dinner time
The neighbors heard the screaming I don't want to know what's in the pie
Dinner, dinner time
Just back up from the stove and leave the inner, dinner
Batch of biscuits almost risen
Soon they'll leave their heated prison
I spread thick strawberry jelly
In the mouth and to the belly
I dip in the yoke of an egg
The succulent syrup drips down my leg
The flaky crust, deliciously warm
Inside my mouth, a flavor storm
The smell of biscuits in the air
What took of only fifteen minutes
I eat them at both day and night
Heaven whispers with every bite
You call me crazy if you want
But I am the real winner
Call me all your desires but
Don't call me late for dinner
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