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Song Parodies -> "Fat Albert"

Original Song Title:

"Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Albert"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

His face is wide,his butt is too
He doesn't want to sit on you
From Cosby's mind to Kenan's role
Philadelphia will rock and roll
Hey hey,hey hey,hey hey Albert,all right

Weird Harold's tall,Mushmouth is short
And Bucky too,they're back for more
And Donald hides his identity
He's not your own worst enemy

Well his name's not just Albert
He wasn't pregnant too
But a man can't be pregnant
Unless it was Apu

Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert,that is (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's pudgy,portly,and stout
Fat Albert's been around,he's fat

When he walks out to get hismail
Bill's looking for some more junk mail
Down in the streets,some girl was there
And Rudy has to point and stare
With a "bless attack" that flattens us
He wasn't mean but serious

When you grow your weight in seconds
It wasn't even worse
Fat Albert's feeling funny
He's gonna take your word.

Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert,that is (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's weighs lots of pounds
Fat Albert's been around,he's fat

If you see him comin' your way
He won't be a big disgrace
And wasn't really angry
And Philly is the place

Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert,that is (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's in the house,because Fat's Albert's in the house

Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert,that is (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's not a potty mouth,he had came back once again

Fat Albert's huge,he's Fat Albert
Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
Fat Albert's fat,he's Fat Albert,that is (fat Fat Albert's really fat)
And the whole world knows he's fat and proud.
Fat Albert's really here,still fat

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Yuna - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 'F'ING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FRIENDS AND I MAKE FUN OF IT!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO PRINT IT OUT AND BRING IT TO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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