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Song Parodies -> "Licence to Kill"

Original Song Title:

"Fade to Black"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Licence to Kill"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

In the second of Timothy Dalton's two outings as James Bond, the man himself goes rogue after one of his friends is injured by a drug lord. This one is sung from Bond's point of view. Buckle up, folks, this entry of Bond History Month is about to get rough! Enjoy the parody!
Life it seems, has gone astray,
Don’t care if I save the day.
Now somebody’s hurt my friends,
Nothing matters but revenge!
Haven’t lost the will to live,
I’ve still got more pain to give.
M, he had a job for me,
I declined, he set me free.

Things aren’t what they used to be,
Going rogue and running free.
Sometimes think this isn’t real,
Wish to end this whole ordeal.
Madmen try to hinder me,
Try to cause me AGONY.
Kicking ass and taking names,
Gonna win this deadly game!

No one but me can stop myself, but I’m not done!
Licence to Kill, also a licence to die!
Yesterday, now, tomorrow never existed!
Death is our life, but we don’t really know why!
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by an 80 million dollar write-off.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Wild Child JIN - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Agent triple three 5's reporting for duty, Sir! ;-D Great Work Dylan! :-)
Chance Gollnick - June 23, 2011 - Report this comment
I like this song because it's an original concept over a diffrent song, i think this deserves 5's because the lyrics are all smooth and it's an overall funny parody.

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