-> "The Camp That Doesn't Rock"
Original Song Title:
"The Thing That Should Not Be" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Camp That Doesn't Rock"
In the year 2008,
Disney Channel took the bait:
Make a summer camp movie
With the JoBros and Demi.
It's a stretch to even say
That this film is truthfully okay.
There's no rock, it's all just pop
And hip-hop, with a little rap in this B-film.
Walt Disney, in his grave he turns.
Whither Led Zeppelin today?
Disney's in full-blast decay.
Jon-Ass Sisters think they rock,
When their music's really schlock.
Boycott this, both one and two.
If one more comes out, that just won't do.
I want Megadeth to rule
Both Camp Rock and Camp Star to boot and then declare
The camps sham; Disney has blasphemed.
(Long instrumental solo)
Camp Wars was a vote of farce;
I would have had some true rock stars
Slay all of those of the schlock
Of the camp that doesn't rock.
Dave Mustaine, you have the right
To charge down the Jo-Bros in this fight.
Mitchie, Tess and all the others
We'll impale on the flagpost of their own shit-camp.
This Camp Rock, such madness it is.
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