Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Two"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Stone Cold Crazio

The Lyrics

One-a story about a soldier Two-same thing, only with siamese twins
We cant remember anything
Cant tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside we scream to Gus (our bro)
This terrible silence stops us

Now that the war is through with us
Were waking up I cant see Gus
That there is not much left of us
Nothing is real but pain now

Hold our breaths as we wish for death
Oh please god,wake us

Back in the womb its much too real
In pumps life that we must feel
But cant look forward to reveal
Look to the time when well live

Fed through the tube that sticks in us
Just like our awesome brother Gus
Tied to machines that make us think of Gus
Cut this life off from us

Hold our breaths as we wish for death
Oh please god,wake us
Now we don't have you were just two
Oh god,help us hold our breaths as we wish for death
Oh please God help us

Darkness imprisoning us
We can't see Gus
Absolute horror
We cannot live
We cannot die
Trapped in ourseves
Body our holding cell

Landmine has taken our sight
Taken our speech
Taken our hearing
Taken our arms
Taken our legs
Taken our soul
Left us with life in hell

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   1

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 793