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Song Parodies -> "Mustaine Sweats Bullets"

Original Song Title:

"Master of Puppets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Mustaine Sweats Bullets"

Parody Written by:

Dead Metal

The Lyrics

This song is set to the tune of Master of puppets and is a duet between James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine. My tribute to the King. Mustaine for President.
Friend of DAVE MUSTAINE, snarling today
My Symphony Of Destruction
Pain comes out in tears, losing someone dear
Forcing MEGADETH'S construction

Dave will set you free
More melodic speed
You’re now addicted to
The Punishment Due

Keep snarling in pain
Obey Dave Mustaine
Forget the four horsemen
Obey Dave Mustaine
Mustaine

Mustaine sweats bullets I'm shredding my strings
Leaving you behind to Elysian Fields
Stealing my mind but you can't Kill the king
You got your fame but you’ll rust in peace.
Mustaine
Mustaine
You got your fame but you’ll rust in peace.
Mustaine
Mustaine

Heard reckoning day, And Now I am the prey
Fire of Deth approaching nearer
Vain and ruthlessly kicked out cause he
Chops his breakfast on a mirror
Dave will set you free
More melodic speed
You’re now addicted to
The Punishment Due

Keep snarling in pain
Obey Dave Mustaine
Forget the four horsemen
Obey Dave Mustaine
Mustaine

Mustaine sweats bullets I'm shredding my strings
Leaving you behind to Elysian Fields
Stealing my mind but you can't Kill the king
You got your fame but you’ll rust in peace.
Mustaine
Mustaine
You got your fame but you’ll rust in peace.
Mustaine
Mustaine


Mustaine, Mustaine Kicked you out for doing cocaine
Mustaine, Mustaine, I was only being nice
No pain, No gain, all Cliff did was cry for no gain
No pain, No gain, and Kirk was a bad choice

Kirk’s crappy (just listen to this solo)

Well I’m worth all that, so far, so good, so what
Cause now you’ve kicked out Jason
Respect the snarling face, damn those online gays
Love you like you’re down from heaven

I will make them cry
I will kill fanbois
I will pwn them good
And I’ll make them true.

Keep snarling in pain
Obey Dave Mustaine
Forget the four horsemen
Obey Dave Mustaine
Mustaine

Chorus, Outro and happily ever after.(hopefully)

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arbity - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
That was so cool.....
Dragon - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment
dude the four horsemen and ride the lightning guitar was written by dave mustaine lol.

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