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Song Parodies -> "Take The Shower"

Original Song Title:

"Ride The Lightning"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Take The Shower"

Parody Written by:

Metallicker

The Lyrics

Filthy as charged!
But damn it, it ain't right
That kid smells of dog breath and pee
Stench in the air
Strapped in the cleaning chair
This can't be happening to me

Who made you God to say?,
I'll take your stench from you

Wet before my eyes
Now it's time to dry
Soap is on my legs
Im shiny and so clean

Wait for the hose
To kill the stinch of death
It's the beginning of the end
Wet, chilling cold
As I watch cleaning unfold
A bar of soap my only friend

My fingers grip with fear
What am I doing here?

Wet before my eyes
Now it's time to dry
Soap is on my legs
Im shiny and so clean

Someone help me
Oh please, God help me
They are trying to take it all away
I don't want cleanliness!!!!

(SOLO)

Someone help me
Oh please, God help me
They are trying to take it all away
I don't want to dry!

Time moving slow
The minutes seem like hours
The final cleaning call I see
How true is this
Just get it over with
If this is true, just let it be

Wakened by some horrid steam
Freed from this cleaning dream

Wet before my eyes
Now it's time to dry
Soap is on my legs
Im shiny and so clean

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Red Ant - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Great original song (OS) and a pretty good parody of it. There's a few too many original lyrics left in here, but this shows promise. 444
littleCupCakes - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, Sounds like you're washing a hound ?? ~Dog Wash~, churling like dog washer ! Scrub that tail & clean that hiny . . . Sometimes ~dasHundt~ gets kinda charged, this ain't no dog to clean , if he can't control his farts . . .Oh Oh Oh Oh, ~ Dog Washer ~ Now get in here you skunky Scotty . . . ~DOG WASH~

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