-> "Take The Shower"
Original Song Title:
"Ride The Lightning"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Take The Shower"
Parody Written by:
Metallicker
The Lyrics
Filthy as charged!
But damn it, it ain't right
That kid smells of dog breath and pee
Stench in the air
Strapped in the cleaning chair
This can't be happening to me
Who made you God to say?,
I'll take your stench from you
Wet before my eyes
Now it's time to dry
Soap is on my legs
Im shiny and so clean
Wait for the hose
To kill the stinch of death
It's the beginning of the end
Wet, chilling cold
As I watch cleaning unfold
A bar of soap my only friend
My fingers grip with fear
What am I doing here?
Wet before my eyes
Now it's time to dry
Soap is on my legs
Im shiny and so clean
Someone help me
Oh please, God help me
They are trying to take it all away
I don't want cleanliness!!!!
(SOLO)
Someone help me
Oh please, God help me
They are trying to take it all away
I don't want to dry!
Time moving slow
The minutes seem like hours
The final cleaning call I see
How true is this
Just get it over with
If this is true, just let it be
Wakened by some horrid steam
Freed from this cleaning dream
Wet before my eyes
Now it's time to dry
Soap is on my legs
Im shiny and so clean
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