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Song Parodies -> "Math Test of Puppets"

Original Song Title:

"Master of Puppets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Math Test of Puppets"

Parody Written by:

Harry

The Lyrics

Math Test Of Puppets

End of playground play, test is on the way
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, grinding into gear
Leaning on your textbook's numbers
Take me you will see
more is all you need
you're dedicated to
how I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
obey your Math Test
your life burns faster
obey your Math Test
Math Test

Math Test of Puppets I'm pulling your Cs
sliding your grades and giving you Ds
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Math Test
Math Test
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Math Test
Math Test

Algebra the way, never you betray
life of math becoming clearer
Pain to multiply, ritual misery
chop your pencil on the blackboard
Take me you will see
more is all you need
you're dedicated to
how I'm killing you

Come crawling faster
obey your Math Test
your grades burn faster
obey your Math Test
Math Test

Math Test of Puppets I'm pulling your Cs
sliding your grades and adding your Ds
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Math Test
Math Test
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Math Test
Math Test

Math Test, Math Test, Where's the grades that I've been after?
Math Test , Math Test, You promised only As
Numbers, numbers, All I hear and see is numbers
numbers, numbers, numbing at my cries

School is just all that, jungle habitat
just a prime without a reason
Neverending test, drift on numbered sets
now your class is out of session
I will multiply
I will help you cry
you will need some glue
And a ruler too

Come crawling faster
obey your Math Test
your grades burn faster
obey your Math Test
Math Test


Math Test of Puppets I'm pulling your Cs
sliding your grades and giving you Ds
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Math Test
Math Test
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Math Test
Math Test


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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Brian - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody. I can relate to this, because math was one of my worst subjects in school. 5's all around.
Harry - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Brian :-)
Agrimorfee - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny, kept the Metallica style of lyric intact. I always wanted to write a parody called "Pastor of Muppets"! 555

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