-> "A Rivendell Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Material Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Rivendell Girl"
The Lyrics
Some guys got bling
They're three foot three
Midget sex? No way!
I do believe that Sam and Frodo
Might swing other way-ay
Gandalf's gray and though he pleads
Don't Zeta Jones delight
Cause I fear, Guy with gray mustache
Might fall apart tonight-ight
Cause I am living as one fine Rivendell Girl
My home is in the Rivendell World
And you… Ain't sleeping with this hot Rivendell Girl
Unless you bring some Rivendell Pearls
In elf spied chance
Brave and financed
He might be the key
Until I found his interest was
Just him, himself, and thee-ee
Gimili tried to win him bride
I would but he must shave
(Must shave) (That face)
Only boys who purchase razors
Get this elf to play-ay
Cause I am living as sexy Rivendell Girl
As I crash inside this Rivendell World
You know… You ain't winning this here Rivendell Girl
Unless you are cute and rich, Earl
AR… WEN!!!
(Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl)
A Rivendell
(Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl)
(Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl)
A Rivendell-ell
(Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl)
Found my love fights like a pro
Named: "Strider", "Longshanks", "Wing-
Foot", "Aragorn", "Estel", "Thorongil"…
More nicknames than ME-ee*!!!
The Fellowship is fighting for this one Rivendell Girl
Cause I got those cute Rivendell curls
You know… That they are fighting for this hot Rivendell Girl
Ah, Let them go give swordplay a whril
Cause I living as a hot Rivendell Girl
My crib is down in that Rivendell World
Frodo… You aren't sleeping with this fine Rivendell Girl
Go and get a Hobbit unfurled
I'm A Rivendell
I'm A Rivendell
I'm A Rivendell
I'm A Rivendell
Girl
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
(A Rivendell)
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
(A Rivendell-ell)
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
(A Rivendell)
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
(A Rivendell-ell)
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
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