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Song Parodies -> "A Rivendell Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"A Rivendell Girl"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

"A New Kind Of Arwen Tribute". Part of my Ages of Amiright......... Event 3 & Dave's Challange
Some guys got bling
They're three foot three
Midget sex? No way!
I do believe that Sam and Frodo
Might swing other way-ay

Gandalf's gray and though he pleads
Don't Zeta Jones delight
Cause I fear, Guy with gray mustache
Might fall apart tonight-ight

Cause I am living as one fine Rivendell Girl
My home is in the Rivendell World
And you… Ain't sleeping with this hot Rivendell Girl
Unless you bring some Rivendell Pearls

In elf spied chance
Brave and financed
He might be the key
Until I found his interest was
Just him, himself, and thee-ee

Gimili tried to win him bride
I would but he must shave
(Must shave) (That face)
Only boys who purchase razors
Get this elf to play-ay

Cause I am living as sexy Rivendell Girl
As I crash inside this Rivendell World
You know… You ain't winning this here Rivendell Girl
Unless you are cute and rich, Earl

AR… WEN!!!

(Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl)

A Rivendell

(Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl)
(Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl)

A Rivendell-ell

(Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl)

Found my love fights like a pro
Named: "Strider", "Longshanks", "Wing-
Foot", "Aragorn", "Estel", "Thorongil"…
More nicknames than ME-ee*!!!

The Fellowship is fighting for this one Rivendell Girl
Cause I got those cute Rivendell curls
You know… That they are fighting for this hot Rivendell Girl
Ah, Let them go give swordplay a whril

Cause I living as a hot Rivendell Girl
My crib is down in that Rivendell World
Frodo… You aren't sleeping with this fine Rivendell Girl
Go and get a Hobbit unfurled

I'm A Rivendell
I'm A Rivendell
I'm A Rivendell
I'm A Rivendell
Girl

Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
(A Rivendell)
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
(A Rivendell-ell)
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
(A Rivendell)
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
(A Rivendell-ell)
Flirting with the hot Rivendell Girl
*Madonna, not Arwen

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Agrimorfee - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Do elves have naturally curly hair? :) That stretch of "Wing----Foot" was a bit icky, but still a great parody!
Jack Wilson - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! 5s
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
magical
Below Average Dave - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Ahhhh--the old two birds in one stone trick. . .you pulled it off nicely, I wasn't even thinking when I challenged you to Material Girl that it was a late 80s song, I guess I picked the right challenge. . .and I got the short end of the stick with Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell. . .I'm going to Vogue now towards bowling. . .my Wednesday tradition.
Stuart McArthur - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
wow, that seems like one tough OS to do, and what a great job Matthias - and the material/Rivendell sub was inspired - 555
Michael McVey - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
What's up with all these Madonna spoofs? Quite comical, though. I wonder what *our* Arwen thinks?---MM
tomario - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
i really don't know much about lord of the rings (i fell asleep during the first one !) but i know a good parody when i see one ! very nice work with a very dodgy o/s. 555
Below Average Dave - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Well, Madonna did kinda dominate the late 80s:) Anyhow, I already said what I had to say about this parody:)
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES 5) Now...which Arwen were you really writing about?
Cat - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) What a delightfully warped take on LOTR! Much more interesting than the books. =)
Jack Wilson - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
See above, and where's Arwen;s comment?

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