-> "Like a HedgeHog"
Original Song Title:
"Like a Virgin"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Like a HedgeHog"
The Lyrics
They're tiny balls of prickliness
God sure has made them cute
Unlike televangelists
That will take your loot
They're good pets, ask a vet
But the quills, of Falwell are brute(1)
When he self-anoints
Yeah, he self-anoints
Spiny his suit
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Like a hedgehog
Froths on his very own spine
Like a hedgehog
With his gold watch
Keepin' time
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Seven hundred is "the club", yeah
"Global Warming" bothers Pat(2)
A "Religious Broadcaster"(3)
If you could call him that
He's a fraud, before God
Talking strong, yeah he speaks to bold
Oh he self-anoints
Yeah, he self anoints
With a thing for gold(4)
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Like a hedgehog
Froths on his very own spine
Like a hedgehog
Makes his bald head
Really shine
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Oooh, oooh, oooh
Froth for spines both these swine
They'll be brutes till the end of time
cause they self-anoint
Yeah, they self-anoint
We've something to chide
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Like a hedgehog
Froth on their very own spines
Like a hedgehog
With their gold digs
Do you mind?
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Like a hedgehog, ooh, ooh
Like a hedgehog
Froth coating their spines
When they wax on, on the pulpit, with emotion
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, Jerry
Do you care to donate
In their political plate?
(1) In 1984, he was forced to pay gay activist Jerry Sloan $5,000 after losing a court battle. During a TV debate in Sacramento, California, Falwell denied calling the gay-oriented Metropolitan Community Churches "brute beasts" and "a vile and Satanic system" that will "one day be utterly annihilated and there will be a celebration in heaven."
(2) "But I tell you stay in doors ladies and gentleman. Stay cool. Get fans or whatever. And the poor, they need emergency fans and ice to cool down — the number of people dead. I have not been one who believed in the global warming. But I tell you, they are making a convert out of me as these blistering summers.
(3) During his presidential run he threatened to sue NBC news for calling him a "television evangelist", which later became "televangelist", at a time when Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Baker were objects of scandal. He insisted upon being called a "religious broadcaster".
(4) Robertson was criticized for failing to mention in his broadcasts his $8,000,000 (USD) investment in a Liberian gold mine. Charles Taylor had been indicted by the United Nations for war crimes at the time of Robertson's support.
~~~ pic's of self-annointing hedgehogs ~~~~
http://world.std.com/~kcl/crittershedgehog.html
http://antigonemeans.tripod.com/annoint.html
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/kids/creature_feature/0202/hedgehogs2.html
~~~ Madonna's "Like a Virgin" Video ~~~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7B0NdnzrFg
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