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Song Parodies -> "Lolly Sticks"

Original Song Title:

"Borderline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Lolly Sticks"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

My new parody based on a real life search for lolly sticks
They sell them in a pack of ninety
But I just need three,
I can't find them anywhere,
There must be a lollipop frenzy

Just want them in my cart
For my work of art
To finish off the king's crown

My kid's faces will glow,
They will want to know
How I made that gorgeous looking crown

This is not what I planned,
I'm not a shopping man,
I thought it could be so easy

Lolly sticks...
They are the one thing I cannot find,
But I just gotta keep on searching,
For those lolly sticks.
Lolly sticks....
They are the one thing I cannot find,
But I just gotta keep on searching,
For those lolly sticks.

It feels like ice creams
and their sticks are just mocking me
I feel like searching desperately,
looking for ice cream debris.

I've only got one pound,
To finish shopping now,
It is not a large amount.
Thought I'd finished for today, I was on my way,
I was just walking from town,

Then something happened unplanned,
I saw a pound shop van,
Poundshop staff, hear my plea.

Lolly sticks...
They are the one thing I can now find,
So I can cease my searching,
For those lolly sticks.
Lolly sticks....
They are the one thing I can now find,
So I can cease my searching,
For those lolly sticks.

So very thankful,
For my lollysticks,
My model is complete

The children can't keep from smiling,
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da

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