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Original Song Title:

"Like a Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Like a Slayer"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

One parody of this so called peaceful religion for every excessive act of omnicide. (75 dead at a market in Pakistan)
Like a Slayer

(Sung to 'Like a Prayer' - Madonna)

Life was a mystery, I'm no longer alone
I hear Allah call my name
And it feels like jihad

When you call my name it's like I am a slayer
When I'm on my knees, I wanna send you there
You are an infidel; you belong in deep hell
Just like a slayer you know I'll kill you there

I hear Allah's voice, it's like a God that's damning
I have no choice, I'll obey the voice
and start omniciding
I close my eyes, Oh Allah the prophet's calling
Out of the sky, infidels will die
Allah aid me

When I yell your name it's like I am a slayer
Praying on my knees, I'll take infidels there
To a fiery hell with a brimstone smell
Just like a slayer you know I'll send them there

Like a zealot you whisper violent to me
Out of control; slay some infidels
Now Allah is pleased
Like dead dreams, there's no end I'm seeing
Kill for peace; violence without surcease
Let the infidels sing

When Allah calls my name I'm like a little slayer
I'm praying on my knees thjat I'll take infidels there
In the late night hour I feel Allah's power
Just like a slayer you know I'll send them there

When Mohammed calls I am in total thrall
As peacefully I kill , I will do his will
I'll wage omnicide and make sure infidels die
Just like a slayer you know I'll send themthere

Strife is no mystery, infidels can't be left alone
With my omnicide vest
I will do my best.....

Just like a slayer, Allah will send me there
To heaven divine with my virgins and my wine
You are an infidel, you will be sent to hell!
I omnicide for peace; the violence will never cease...

Just like a slayer, I'll kill you there
It's my duty you see
(I'll kill you there)
Just like a slayer, I'll omnicide
You will never escape me!
(There's no escape!)
Just like a slayer, I'll detonate
There'll be pieces of you!
(Yes, pieces of you!)
Just like a slayer, I'll then dissimilate
While you're in hell, so true!
(Tes, so true)

Just like a slayer, I'll blow up everywhere
I'll light the fuse you see, you are naught to me!
Peaceful omnicide will make the infidels die!
Just like a slayer, the prophet he will send me there

Just like a slayer, Allah will help me there
I'll be in heaven you see you'll burn for your perfidy
With all the wounded screams I'll be in ecstasy
Just like a slayer, the prophets cause will have you scared!
Allah's voice will take me there, just like a slayer

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