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Song Parodies -> "Perish"

Original Song Title:

"Cherish"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Perish"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Perish! Perish!

So tired of hopeless charts and losing at this game
Before we start a new advance
And worthless chats by warning you
We want mote than just "small acts"
You are an evil breed
You've got to go
Your acts must cease
UCAVs, please take an aim at these:

(Chorus)
Perish these clowns
That perpetuate mass-genocide
Perish Kim Jong-Un
Who threatens billions of lives
(Near the edge he's bringing us)
Perish ISIS
Wipe out Islamo-fanatics for good
Banish dictator pleasin'
We COULD and we SHOULD

We are never satisfied with UN measures
That can't hide our need for Assad to bleed
Tehran to burn
To achieve true peace
The Palis and Hamas- the cycles of their animus
Rocket wars and threats of short-range nukes

(Chorus)

When? Overdue!
Won't get away, we won't let you
Power? Abused!
Terror leaders we've marked you (for death)
Perish is the word we use to remind us of
Osama (Saddam, Qaddafi, and their drama)

Stop spreadin' it
Terror spreadin' around the globe
Stop spreadin' all this- this- this gloom and doom
Until erased
UCAVs have their eyes on you

The Palis amd Hamas- the cycles of their animus
Rocket wars and threats of short-range nukes

Won't get away, we won't let you
When? Overdue!
Terror leaders we have marked you
Perish is the word we use to remind us of
Osama (Saddam, Qaddafi, amd theor drama)

(Chorus)

Perish
Untul erased
Short lives for bad boys
UVAV's gonna perish you
Until erased
Short lives for bad boys
Either that or a stealth B-2

(Chorus)

... or else WE'RE DOOMED!!!

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Al Silver - January 05, 2015 - Report this comment
I feel the same way, and it keeps me up at night. But your dream is a fantasy. We can't try to annihilate the misbegotten. That would cause them to propagate. In the end, it's up to us to be just, free, democratic, and economically successful. Living well is the best revenge. And, ultimately, it's the best self-protection.
Rob Arndt - January 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry for the four typos... tired...
WCJ - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, Hey, Hey, guess who’s dropped in to say a vine, (‘vine’) not a “typo” 😄 WCJ Here! Lovely song Rob! I was pondering about doing one of this too, called “Cupid” but I decided to save that one for another song. But I still am going to do one on this one too, but have not yet decided on a title, but as for now, “George Harrison” is on the press, and “Devil’s Radio” is the song chosen, but as for a title, I will give you just one clue, The reason I’ve been gone song long is I’ve been in my “treehouse” fixing up a “Little Red Wagon” So as I can “Fly” into a buffalo heard. As you cannot roller-skate in one! 😅 But Straight 3-5’s flying for this parody Rob, and yes, power is something that will never be balanced, it’s like a titan would hold up his hand to the clouds, and say “HI! FIVE! ME ONE GIGAWATT, GREAT ZEUS!!.” 😂 "I’ll be back!!” 😎
Rob Arndt - February 06, 2015 - Report this comment
HEY, WCJ, PLEASE COME BACK SOON!!! Can't wait to see your new materials! You are missed!

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