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Song Parodies -> "Cross the Line"

Original Song Title:

"Borderline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Cross the Line"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My 50th Madonna parody! This parody involves the recent accidental shooting of an instructor at a tourist attraction that featured a range with automatic weapons. A 9 yr old girl accidentally killed then instructor with an Uzi due to high climb. Should this be allowed? As sad as this news is, the NRA has been trying to tap the market for young women for some time. There are custom pink and yellow sporters for women, promotion of pocket pistols for anti-rape protection, and shotgun classes for women for home protection. Makes some of us wonder how low they will set the bar for promoting firearms. I love guns, but do not support the NRA nor their agenda and I address that here. The last part is tacked on from a comic in my newspaper today about a NRA toyline for girls. FYI
Something in the way you love guns won't let us sleep
We're not Anti-Gun protesters
But not exactly “full-auto” freaks

Gun lobby tears us all apart
NRA is smart
Tying most new gun laws down
US is FREE- yes, we know
Allowing guns to own
2nd Amendment right is found...

Accident in wrong hands
Recently killed a strong man
9 year old kills with an Uzi

State of mind
Child shooting of full-auto was NOT a crime
Family outing, tourist shooting WAS fun time
State of mind
Pushing guns on youths a sign of the times
Just how far will they go before they cross the line?
Keep on pushing us, lately
Even want to arm crazies
Just how far will they go before they cross the line?

Something in the gun laws about common decency
Something about types of arms
That came from World War Germany (twice)

Auto pistols were found
SMGs abound
STGs made Allies frown
They took them all away
In US here they stay
Wonder how it turned out this way???

Accident in wrong hands
Recently killed a strong man
9 year old kills with an Uzi

State of mind
Child shooting of full-auto was NOT a crime
Family outing, tourist shooting WAS fun time
State of mind
Pushing guns on youths a sign of the times
Just how far will they go before they cross the line?
Keep on pushing us, lately
Even want to arm crazies
Just how far will they go before they cross the line?

Look to the future, what do we see?
Aggressive toy gun marketing
Someday maybe pink guns for girls will be just fine!

Some guns cause so much pain
Is the NRA insane?
Is logic an impossibility?
Just how far will they go before they cross the line?

Keep pushing us, keep pushing us
Keep pushing those guns
(Keep on pushing those guns until you cross the line, cross the line)
Guns for babies, little darlings, yeah

How long before:

My Little Uzi?
Hello Uzi?
Barbuzi?
Nerf Uzi?
Tickle Me Uzi?

[Girls love guns too, don't you know...]

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Patrick - September 04, 2014 - Report this comment
The instructor was not paying close enough attention. Ever shoot a Hi-Point Carbine? The 9mm plastic shell rifle kicks like a 20 gauge. It would surprise someone who was not familiar with firearms. By the way, Madonna seems to enjoy creating controversy over guns herself. http://www.guns.com/2012/10/19/madonna-colorado-guns-concert/
Rob Arndt - September 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Patrick, no on the HP Carbine but have fired .50 cal pistol (IMI) and the big .50 cal Barrett AMRs (M82 and M99). Many AKs too and some wicked shotguns. Btw, have you ever fired "Dragon Rounds" from a shotgun?

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