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Song Parodies -> "Colonial Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Material Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Colonial Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Dedicated to the old BSG Lt. Athena (played by beauty Maren Jensen). She was Adama's daughter and Apollo's sister. Her mother Ila died in the Cylon attack on Caprica and brother Zac was lost to the Cylons early-on. She was the love interest of Lt. Starbuck until he met Socialator (prostitute) Cassiopeia who later became a Medtech. Although not shown in the series, as Jensen's role was reduced and she disappeared... in the storyline she developed a terminal disease and was placed in cryostasis until Earth was reached.
Starbuck kissed me, thought he loved me
Thought he was O.K.
But with Cassiopeia I had had it
I _did_ walk away

He could beg and he could plead
And he can fly and fight, alright
But Cassie’s a Socialator
That doesn‘t live quite right, 'cause we are...

Fleeing from our destroyed worlds
Still, I am a Colonial girl
You know that we are searching for a 13th world
Still, I am a Colonial girl

So, frak romance, keep your distance
On the BSG
I am my father’s daughter
On the Bridge I’ll be

Ila died and Zac got fried but
I live another day
Must move on to kill the Cylons
To Earth find our way, 'cause we are...

Fleeing from our destroyed worlds
Still, I am a Colonial girl
You know that we are searching for a 13th world
Still, I am a Colonial girl

Fleeing from our destroyed worlds (it‘s surreal)
Fleeing from our destroyed worlds
(repeat)

Men may come and men may go
And that's all right you see
Survival has kept me filled
With human unity, 'cause the Colonies are

Fleeing from our destroyed worlds
Still, I am a Colonial girl
You know that we are searching for a 13th world
Still, I am a Colonial girl

Looking forward to

A new 13th, a 13th, a 13th, a 13th world

Searching for a 13th world (it‘s real)
Searching for a 13th world
(repeat and fade)

Lords of Kobol- we found it!!!

http://www.unitarduniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/MarenJensenAthena01.jpg

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