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Song Parodies -> "Papa Used Bleach"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Don't Preach"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Papa Used Bleach"

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The Lyrics

I'm not going to say that men are not helpful around the house but in TV sitcoms, commercials and in a lot of bad comedy films it makes us appear that way. This goes out to them! (Also I know Agrimorfee did a song with a similar title to this but his was an experimental piece and mine is actually about the dangers of Bleach)
Papa does errands and it makes me sweat
Cause his brain is always in a whirl
I never thought that dad could mess up the laundry
Maybe his cooking's a little raw
He breaks things while dusting but that's one flaw
You don't need to be that smart to just throw in some clothing

He poured Clorox instead of Shout
Colors are wrecked and it made me pout
Dad had destroyed my dress, These streaks drive me crazy!


Papa used Bleach
He will hear me freak
Papa used Bleach
And Prom is this week
So now I'm in a bind... Ruined my date with Davy!
He'll dump me for Stacy!!!

Mom says that she's going to strangle Dad
Cause he ruined her new pair of pants
You should only use Bleach on whites
Please take my advice!
And my brother's suit jacket has polka dots
At the Office he's gonna look like a Putz
Need new threads right now
Daddy pay the price!

Papa used Bleach
I'm a drama queen
Papa used Bleach
You messed up my jeans
Guess you must of been blind
To ruin our laundry
Now I'll do my own laundry

Daddy, daddy
This is the last time that you clean
Cause my hoodie's stained and looks obscene
There's no way of getting it out!
Though you try to rub
You try to rub!


Papa used Bleach
Wrecked my bikini!
Papa used Bleach
I'll look like a geek!
So now my teeth will grind
When you touch my clothing
Dad! Don't touch my clothing!!!

Papa used Bleach, This top wasn't cheap
Papa used Bleach, I'm a sobbing heap
Papa used Bleach, For this skirt I'll weep
Papa used Bleach, This belt I can't keep
Papa used Bleach...
No, Dad never do my laundry... Ooooh...
I'm so mad at you Daddy
Cause now all my friends are laughing...

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Abbott Skelding - June 19, 2013 - Report this comment
Great title switch and really funny stuff. I'm pretty okay when it comes to household chores, but laundry is something that I just do the basics. Good work!

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