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Song Parodies -> "Like the D-Man"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Virgin"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Like the D-Man"

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The Lyrics

Oh-no! Looks like I am at it again with the Dennis Miller parodies! Don't worry, this one at least has some history to it.
I was doing my stand-up,
I was doing it all the time.
Could of had a corporate job,
But show-biz won my time.

I was struggling bad,
I was doing things that were pretty low,
But Lorne Michaels saw me,
Yeah, he came and took me,
Under his wing.............

Like the D-Man,
Reporting for the very first time!
Like the D-Man,
Got your attention,
Right on line!

Gonna flirt with all of you, babes!
I love the opposite sex!
I'll keep it subtle now,
Because that is best.

I'm so smart, make you laugh,
Make you glad, that I have class,
Oh, I'll bash everyone,
Yeah, I'll bash everyone,
Because I can!

Like the D-Man, BABE!
Reporting for the very first time!
Like the D-Man,
Do you have an autograph,
That I can sign?

Babe, Babe, Babe............

(Shows Dennis Miller strolling beautifully on the news set.)

I'm so smart, make you laugh,
I'm the best, that this show has had,
Cause Lorne Michaels came,
Yeah, Lorne Michaels came and took me,
Under his wing............

Like the D-Man,
Reporting for the very first time!
Like the D-Man,
I will scribble,
When I am out of time!

Like the D-Man, Babe,
Like the D-Man,
Make you laugh inside,
And the outside, and the inside, and the outside...............

Oh Babe, oh Babe.
Later Cats now.
I am outta here,
For the very first time!

(Dennis Miller of course does his famous scribble on the paper before leaving.)
How I miss the eighties when BOTH Dennis Miller AND Madonna were brimming with sexiness! Madonna wore way too much make-up and nothing but lacy bra's and Dennis Miller had that thick, gorgeous mullet! But, now they are older, and their styles have been toned down. Both of them are still gorgeous, do not get me wrong, I just miss their original style! :(((((((((((((

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