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Song Parodies -> "Spock Tells His Mother I'm Pregnant"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Don't Preach"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Spock Tells His Mother I'm Pregnant"

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The Lyrics

This is what Spock would tell his mother Amanda if he got me pregnant.
Mama I know you're going to be upset
'Cause I was always your little boy
But you should know by now
I'm not a baby

You always taught me right from wrong
I need your help, mother please be strong
She may be young for eternity
But we know what we're saying
The vampire Dad warned me all about
The one you said I could do without
We're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe - please


Mama don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Mama don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But she made up her mind, she's keeping my baby, oh
We're gonna keep our baby, mmm...

Shee says that she's going to marry me
We can raise a Vulcan family
Maybe we'll be all right
It's a sacrifice

But her other husbands keep telling her to give it up
Saying we won't work out, she ought to live it up
What I need right now is some good advice, please


Mommy, mommy if you could only see
Just how good she's been treating me
You'd give us your blessing right now
'Cause we are in love, we are in love, so please


Mama don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Mama don't preach, I've been losing sleep

Oh, she's gonna keep my baby, ooh
Don't you stop loving me mommy
We know, we're keeping our baby

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Kristof Robertson - February 01, 2011 - Report this comment
OK, Gothgirl...first the good news: the pacing's pretty tight. That's because you've barely changed any of the original song. Parody writing requires a LOT more effort than you've put in. Sorry to say this, but it's a FAIL from me. 511
Old Man Ribber - February 02, 2011 - Report this comment
An interesting question, G.G. - Would any offspring (being one-quarter Vulcan) still have pointy ears and green blood? I liked it. ;D

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