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Song Parodies -> "Don't Call On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Call On Me"

Parody Written by:

N. Townsend

The Lyrics

Why did I not study?
I’ve no clue what’s going on
Now we’re quizzed, and I pray
I’m not called upon

If she calls my name, I’ll just rip out my hair
Weak in my knees, might soil my underwear
The future is dour, my stomach’s gone sour
I’m in despair, why didn’t I prepare

Should have studied, but friends outside called to me
I had no choice, I heard their voice
“Come and party”
But now in class, one by one teacher’s calling
I want to cry, I close my eyes
Heaven help me

If she calls my name, I’ll just rip out my hair
Weak in my knees, might soil my underwear
The future is dour, my stomach’s gone sour
I’m in despair, why didn’t I prepare

I can’t hide, she’s staring straight towards me
I’m cold inside, I cannot hide
Feel like puking
My only chance, pretending to concentrate
She points at me, I soil my pants
Let the bell ring

If she calls my name, I’ll just rip out my hair
Weak in my knees, might soil my underwear
The future is dour, my stomach’s gone sour
I’m in despair, why didn’t I prepare

If she calls my name, I’ll just rip out my hair
Weak in my knees, might soil my underwear
The future is dour, my stomach’s gone sour
I’m in despair, why didn’t I prepare

This class is misery, my whole world is cloaked in gloom
Maybe I can ask to
Go use the bathroom

It’s so unfair, I’m really in despair
This class is agony, I’m in such misery
Like a bad dream, her voice will make me scream
Can’t take no more, good-bye, I fly right through the door

Right out the door, can’t take no more
Running home to study.

Right out the door, can’t take no more
Running home to study.

Right out the door, can’t take no more
Running home to study.

Right out the door, can’t take no more
Running home to study.

Not that I care, it’s really so unfair
We’ll have to wait and see, perhaps I’ll go party
It starts to seem, I acted in extreme
Now I’ve no fear, rejoice, my choice is have a beer

Not that I care, it’s really so unfair
We’ll have to wait and see, perhaps I’ll go party
It starts to seem, I acted in extreme
Now I’ve no fear, rejoice, my choice is have a beer

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