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Song Parodies -> "Darth Vader"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Darth Vader"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

Starships have been sighted
There's evidence that war has begun
Many Rebel fighting men
The guns all blaze at the dark cloaked one
Hide the plans, in this R2 Droid
Ship him on down to the planet below
Imperials have come around
So be prepared, don't run, stand your ground

He's breathing so heavily
He's the one enemy
He wears a mechanical suit
He's one mean old evil coot
Darth Vader...frightening
Darth Vader...choking

Set ablaze the Jawas
Alert the old man from the desert
Kenobi has arrived
He'll each Luke the "wave of the hand"
This thing he calls the force
It's powerful it can lift up stones
You must not crave adventures
You cannot fight Lord Vader alone

He's hoping to score one more kill
He's come to attack
Blowing up planets he gets his fun
That geezer in black
Darth Vader...fighting
Darth Vader...intimidating

Blasters fire and sabers clash
As Luke Skywalker loses his hand
Severed limb, Darth Vader tells him
"I'm your daddy you poor young fool!"
Luke he screams "No it isn't true"
Luke has been overpowered
Victim of the might sith man

You'd better not jump the gun
He really is that dark dude's son
You'd better think it's true
He screwed Padme too!
Darth Vader...glaring
Darth Vader...he's moaning

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