-> "I Don't Like Your Cat ('Cause It's Evil)"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Like Your Cat ('Cause It's Evil)"
The Lyrics
Every time I come a-round your place
This crazy critter claws my legs in, and bites my face
Hell sure it's cute but when's he going to cease?
I'll just stop calling if it gives me peace
No, I...
Really hate that thing
He's got something bad against me
No I....
Really hate that thing
I've had to pay for minor surgery
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... 'cause he's evil
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... he's screwball
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... posessed by devil
I don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat
Why can't you go buy a harmless pet?
Instead of keeping things that pose me potential threats
'Cause I've had lacerations far too deep
To negate warranting that cat to keep
No, I...
Really hate that thing
Every time I move he claws me
No I....
Really hate that thing
I'd rather keep the wolfman company
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... 'cause he's evil
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... he's screwball
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... posessed by devil
I don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat, no
No, I...
Really hate that thing
'Cause he causes cuts and woundings
No I....
Really hate that thing
I've only the one life remaining
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... 'cause he's evil
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... he's screwball
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... posessed by devil
I don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat, no
I don't like your cat, no, no (etc)
(repeat to fade)
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