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Song Parodies -> "(Is That) Ship On Your List?"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss On My List"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"(Is That) Ship On Your List?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Russian spy ship 17 NM off the East coast of Virginia where the Norfolk Naval Base is.
The media wonders why
You praise Russia all the time
Putin bromance they say
But you don't feel the need
To make Russia stop and pay
The spy ship doesn't help
New cruise missile to fight, takes flight
You blow it all off
'Cause Russia hacked the DNC and that's alright
When they insist on knowing what you did
You just dismiss
When they want to know
What the reason is
You only smile as you lie
Kellyanne on your side

(Well, is that ship) that ship
on your list?
(Is that ship) that ship
on your list?
Is that ship on your list
To warn off or to strike?
(Is that ship) that ship
on your list?
(Why do you dismiss) you dismiss
The optics risk?
'Cause that ship makes our Navy pissed
Norfolk in sight...

The Viktor Leonov
Is at sea for all to see
You don't see it as a threat
To national security
Do you know what the hell you're doing
Mr. President, Donald Trump?
Tougher than Obama
Said you
But now that you've won...???
But if you insist
On your Putin ass kiss
You'll be at risk
If you want to know
What the reason is
The media will tell you every time
That you lied, you lied


[East Coast spying really rude]

Mistakes being made


(Is that ship) that ship
on your list?
(You really shouldn't dismiss) dismiss
A response to this
Hornet buzz to bow shot over miss
Before this becomes a fight

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Jonathan - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
to hear the media tell it, it's still the 1980s (oh, don't I wish!) and Russia is still our number one enemy! and yet, The Muslims, who are actually the ones killing people left & right, are these poor, gentle, misunderstood souls. and Trump ruthlessly tried to ban them, 'cause he's just evil like that! 455

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