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Song Parodies -> "Punch-spiker"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Punch-spiker"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is from an '80s POV, not modern. I knew a guy who met his wife through spiked punch on prom night. She got pregnant, they got married within 2 years and got divorced within 5! Never found out what happened to them.
It's the Night of All Nights
Pre-grad High School types
So much to do
Tuxes, flowers, and more
Waiting and anticipating
Ooh, she's goin' with you
Want that slow dance on the floor

Limo rented, but not for cheap
Need a drink
A flask in to sneak
Your girlfriend is wild
Her small frame
In a dress with a long zipper
Gonna get laid later
Not in it for love
Get her drunk and nothing more

(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girls
Punch is corrupt
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a punch-spiker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Watch out girls
You might get drunk
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a punch-spiker

I wouldn't if I were you
That punch is filled with booze
Cup in your hand
Could lead to your dress being ripped apart
Stick to the chatter
Oh, a dance here and there
Prom photos for a start

(Chorus)

[Watch out for slick dudes]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out girls
Punch is corrupt
(Whoa-oh, here he comes
(Watch out) he's a punch-spiker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a punch-spiker)
Oh yes, booze will mess you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a punch-spiker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out)
In this of all night of nights
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's a punch-spiker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a punch-spiker)
You're no longer a child, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out girls, watch out girls
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Yeah, yeah) he's a punch-spiker
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a punch-spiker)
He's spiking and waiting, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, he's a punch-spiker
Today's proms are probably worse with weed, date rape drugs, sexting, etc...

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Jonathan - January 27, 2017 - Report this comment
yeah, I hadda lil' ponch... but I'm nuttas think as you drunk I am! 455
Larry Hensley - January 28, 2017 - Report this comment
Kind of the other way around from the OS. (hic) 555 mixed drinks.

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