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Song Parodies -> "Cop Haters"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Cop Haters"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Black Lives Matter (BLM) has gone from protesting to advocating the killing of police officers to spitting in cops' drinks and food, to lacing their soft drinks to Colin Kaepernick disrespecting the flag to advocating spitting in cops' faces to attacking cops by any means. I view them as domestic terrorists. Their initial cause is lost. They are haters and racists.
They mostly come out at night
The nasty, angry types
Nothing is new
We've seen their kind before
Watching and waiting
With rocks out of view
And bottles to hurl, obscenities by the score

Supposed to be peaceful and free
Not what you thought
With burning and looting sprees
The crowds are wild
All pointing blame
At the cops for demanding order
High racist anger
They're out for blood
Want cop deaths and to settle scores

(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out cops
They throw bricks & stuff
(Oh-oh, here they come)
The cop haters
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Watch out Whites
You'll get beat and robbed
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Black Lives Matter!

Spit in cop's drinks and food
Spit in their faces too
They've got a plan
Racial division to keep America spart
"Black lives matter!"
Oh yeah? ALL LIVES to be fair
Yeah, your slogan's not that smart!


[Colin Kaepernick is so rude]

(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Watch out cops
They wanna F' you up
(Whoa-oh, here they come)
(Watch out) they are cop haters
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Black Lives Matter)
Ooh, they're all messed-up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come, they are cop haters
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Watch out)
The nasty, angry types
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Black Lives Matter
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(They are cop haters)
Their crowds are wild, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Watch out cops, watch out cops
(Oh-oh, may have guns)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Yeah, yeah) they are cop haters
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Black Lives Matter)
They're plotting, instigating, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here they come)
They spread domestic terror...

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Jonathan - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Rob, my sentiments exactly! Three Fives Matter!
Max Power - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Same here. In times like this maybe it's a good thing MLK is dead, at least he's not alive to see what BLM people have been doing. As for Kaep, I wouldn't be surprised if the guy did it for attention considering how he lost his role as a starting QB.
Rob Arndt - December 31, 2016 - Report this comment
I can say this as a 49er Faithful- Kaepernick and his "hair helmet" won't be missed!

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