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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Skirt Chaser"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Donald Trump, the sex assault claims...???
One woman was on a flight
She wasn't even his type
Class switcheroo
Parked her rear, Trump was really bored
Talking and relating
Ooh, she's sittin' with him
But he wanted so much more

Armrest "disappeared", see?
Was an octopus
Hands moving freely
The woman freaked out
Her breasts, she claimed
And then underneath her skirt
Did this really happen?
When push came to shove
Why didn't she scream, strike back, or Stewardess implore???

(Oh-oh, here the claims come)
Naughty boy
One Donald Trump
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Trump's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Sex assault joy
Or was they made up?
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Trump's a skirt chaser

Claim of woman two
In a club in plain view
With Trump again
Just friendly or a really smart tart?
Again, the chatter
Ooh, the beauty was there
But she said Trump wasn't that smart
The touchy-feely parts

Crowded club? C'mon!


[Tape as evidence, Access Hollywood]

(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
To exploit
For fame and such
(Whoa-oh, here they come)
(Watch out) Trump's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Trump the money-maker)
Oh, are these claims made-up?
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Lawsuit chums, Trump's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Gloria Allred wants to fight, as usual
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Trump's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Trump the Billionaire)
Accusations are wild, oh-yeah
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Watch out Trump, watch out Trump
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Bad, press bad) Trump's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Trump's a P- grabber)
Locker room talk exclaiming, Trump was exaggerating
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Oh, it's election theater!!!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Jonathan - November 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Probably were paid off, or perhaps, just trying to help the first woman president become a thing. I've come to the conclusion that when that day comes, the first woman president should probably be a Republican. the dems rely too much on crying bigotry to get their way! 455
Patrick - November 21, 2016 - Report this comment
"The Simpsons" broadcast an episode many years ago in which President Lisa Simpson refers to the economic mess left to her by "President Trump". Earlier she had thanked the voters for electing her "the first heterosexual female president of the United States". Guess the producers were hedging their bets. Not sure about all those rumors about Hillary Clinton. May have come from the same right-wing sources who were looking with gleeful anticipation for signs of ill health.
John Lomain - November 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Usually such allegations are true however. Good write 5's
Rob Arndt - November 21, 2016 - Report this comment
If there can be a female Chancellor in Germany, there can be a female President someday. But still, Hillary's unpopular numbers with women was still 60%! Most women described her as a Liar too in the one word surveys.

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