-> "Skirt Chaser"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Parody Song Title:
"Skirt Chaser"
The Lyrics
One woman was on a flight
She wasn't even his type
Class switcheroo
Parked her rear, Trump was really bored
Talking and relating
Ooh, she's sittin' with him
But he wanted so much more
Armrest "disappeared", see?
Was an octopus
Hands moving freely
The woman freaked out
Her breasts, she claimed
And then underneath her skirt
Did this really happen?
When push came to shove
Why didn't she scream, strike back, or Stewardess implore???
(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here the claims come)
Naughty boy
One Donald Trump
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Trump's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Sex assault joy
Or was they made up?
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Trump's a skirt chaser
Claim of woman two
In a club in plain view
With Trump again
Just friendly or a really smart tart?
Again, the chatter
Ooh, the beauty was there
But she said Trump wasn't that smart
The touchy-feely parts
Crowded club? C'mon!
(Chorus)
[Tape as evidence, Access Hollywood]
Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
To exploit
For fame and such
(Whoa-oh, here they come)
(Watch out) Trump's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Trump the money-maker)
Oh, are these claims made-up?
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Lawsuit chums, Trump's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Payouts?)
Gloria Allred wants to fight, as usual
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Trump's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Trump the Billionaire)
Accusations are wild, oh-yeah
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Watch out Trump, watch out Trump
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Bad, press bad) Trump's a skirt chaser
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Trump's a P- grabber)
Locker room talk exclaiming, Trump was exaggerating
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Oh, it's election theater!!!
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