Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "D*mn Heater"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"D*mn Heater"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

summer months where I live are the WORST! so ready for october when it'll be egg nog and cold weather! (well as close to cold as the weather gets in my area anyway...)
I woke up again tonight
it's really quite a sight
drippin' with sweat but I've been here before
tossing & turning
and a-burning right up I can't take it anymore

it happened last year ya see
dad said he'd fix it for free
the weather is wicked and the heat is stuck on forever more
mind over matter
I'll just pretend that I'm in an air-conditioned store

(oh-oh when will come) when will come the winter months?
('cause I'm burnin' up) with this D*mn Heater
(oh-oh when will come) when will come the winter months?
('cause I'm burnin' up) with this D*mn Heater

so here's my advice to you
though it may make him blue
just tell your dad if he offers to fix your heat "no thanks"
it runs forever
if I sweat too much my house will fill up like fish tanks

(oh-oh when will come) when will come the winter months?
('cause I'm burnin' up) with this D*mn Heater
(oh-oh when will come) when will come the winter months?
('cause I'm burnin' up) with this D*mn Heater

ooh
(oh-oh when will come) when will come those delightful winter months?
('cause I'm burnin' up pants off) with this D*mn Heater
(whew! I'm burnin' up hate this D*mn Heater) ooh I'm burnin' up
(really burnin' up) burnin' up with this D*mn Heater
(woah-oh burnin' up pants off) I toss and I turn at night whoo
(woah-oh burnin' up) burnin' up with this D*mn Heater
(oh-oh when will come those cool winter months?) the weather is wicked ooh
(woah I'm burnin' up) burnin' up take off shirt take off pants
(man I'm burnin' up) oh shirt off pants off taking all off
(jeez I'm burnin' up) yeah yeah hate this D*mn Heater
(whew! I'm burnin' up when I try to sleep) I'm tossing & turning ooh
(oh-oh burnin' up) oh hate this D*mn Heater
thanks for reading!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   14
 14
 14
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Callmelennie - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment
I can tell that you're not lithping your s words, Jonathan. So, you've fully recovered from that biker incident?
Rob Arndt - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment
This got me fired up, but in a good way- 555!
Jonathan - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment
CML - nyuk nyuk yeah I guess that biker will think twice before he messes with ME again you know what I did? I marched right up to him looked him straight in the eye and said "you thtinker!" I think that got him pretty good!
Rob - Thanks Man!
Rob Arndt - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, an online eggnog article from Huffington Post rated Southern Comfort at positions 6 and 8 of 10. Number one went to Ronnybrook out of Washington State with Trader Joe's and Lactaid in positions 2 and 3! Granted, Trader Joe's is pretty good, but the others in front of Southern Comfort... no way! Damn, eggnog sounds great right now.
Callmelennie - August 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Your song brought back memories of when I would go into biker.bars and administer nougies to the baddest biker in the bar. Indeed, this was.how I smoked out my heart problem. I started getting chest pains when I would put these 300 lb.dudes in.a headlock. For the longest time I ignored it because I thought it was a strained pec muscle. Almost did me in!!! .... Nowadays, I'm not allowed to do it because the headlock move puts too much pressure on my sternum
Jonathan - August 27, 2016 - Report this comment
no way Rob! how was Southern Comfort NOT number one on that list?! it's the best eggnog I've ever tasted! just a little over a month to go before my Walmart starts carrying it again! can't wait!
Hank - August 28, 2016 - Report this comment
I don't use my heater or fireplace in the winter. I use my covers and then kick out with my left leg to hang over the port side of my bed!
Jonathan - August 28, 2016 - Report this comment
^ unfortunately I don't have much need for a heater or fireplace during winter as where I live it's still common to have 70-degree days during that time of year so really neither do I much but on the rare cold days I DO get I certainly enjoy getting to use my heaters! (I have individual standing heaters in separate rooms as opposed to the typical heating system)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/halloates76.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 247