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Song Parodies -> "Your Fist Just Split My Lips"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss On My List"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Your Fist Just Split My Lips"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

so a big biker dude decides to beat up somebody he perceives to be a wimp... BIG mistake!
now I wonder why you broke this nose of mine
what did I say?
I'm missing some teeth now you sir are gonna pay!
don't think of calling for help
or trying to hide can't hide
you'd be better off just a-stocking up on bags of ice
now I insist you puddle of p!$$
just tell me this
because I wanna know what the reason is
I'll only smile when the "fun" at the dentist's done

(Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
(Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
Because Your Fist Just Split My Lips
And Then Blackened My Eyes
(Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
(Becauthe Your Fitht) Your Fitht Jutht Cauthed Thith Lithp
Because Your Fist Just Split My Lips
And Now You're Gonna Die!

you went crazy attacking but now you will really see
just what happens when you "tough guys" come a-wailin' on me!
go hide if you think that I'll forget but I don't forget a face no way
forget what you've done? forget that! I'll send you to space!
but since you insist on taking the p!$$
I'll tell you this
'cause you oughta know what the reason is
I'll only smile when you cry man I'll tell you why

(Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
(Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
Because Your Fist Just Split My Lips
And Then Blackened My Eyes
(Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
(Becauthe Your Fitht) Your Fitht Jutht Cauthed Thith Lithp
Because Your Fist Just Split My Lips
And Now You're Gonna Die!

and now I'm missin' teeth...

(angry scream)

(Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
(Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
Because Your Fist Just Split My Lips
And Then Blackened My Eyes Oh Man!
(Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
(Becauthe Your Fitht) Your Fitht Jutht Cauthed Thith Lithp
Because Your Fist Just Split My Lips
And Now You're Gonna Die!

(Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
(Becauthe Your Fitht) Your Fitht Jutht Cauthed Thith Lithp
Because Your Fist Just Split My Lips
And Now You're Gonna Die!

Woah-oh (Because Your Fist) Your Fist Just Split My Lips
(Becauthe Your Fitht) Your Fitht Jutht Cauthed Thith Lithp... (fade out)
thanks for reading!

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Callmelennie - August 19, 2016 - Report this comment
I guess I better give you 5's Jonathan, if I know what's good for me
Rob Arndt - August 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Truly a twisted work of art- 555 pummels!!!
Lucy Lement - August 19, 2016 - Report this comment
I like it!
Jonathan - August 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Muchas Gracias Lennie Rob & Lucy! :)
callmelennie - August 20, 2016 - Report this comment
acaso eres bilingue
José Jimenez - August 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Literally then, his tongue would also be split.
José Jimenez - August 20, 2016 - Report this comment
And that reminds me of Spam. Mmmm!
Callmelennie - August 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Quien es el chingaso que esta usando mi nombre?? Yo no puedo hablar espanol!!!
Callmelennie - August 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Hold the phone aqui, Yonathan. Apparently, yo puedo hablar un poquito. When did that happen?
Rob Arndt - August 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, I liked your version so much that I made another version. Look for it on Monday!
Jonathan - August 20, 2016 - Report this comment
CML - así que usted hablar un poco de español? guay! :)
Rob - Thanks Man I'll be on the look out for it monday!
CML - August 20, 2016 - Report this comment
I've lived in Arizona most of my life, Jonathan. You pick up the ability to speak a little Spanish by a process of linguistic osmosis -- without even trying

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