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Song Parodies -> "Vote-Splitter"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Vote-Splitter"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Bernie isn't giving up...
Bernie still puts up a fight
Doesn't listen to the hype
Despises reviews
Only cares about the score
Campaigning and debating
Oh, the numbers he's refused
He's gonna take it to the floor

Still attacking Hillary
And F-ck Trump
For that matter, the DNC
Bernie's gone wild
A Socialist framed
By the Left & Right scaremongers
Delegates matter
So when push comes to shove
Bernie wants a delegate war!

(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
So annoyed
But he won't give up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a vote-splitter
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
It's not a ploy
Bernie's fed up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a vote-splitter

He has so much work to do
With the DNC has a feud
He's a clever man
And wants to break the Supers apart
Unfairness banter
But far from despair
His Revolution's off the charts

(Chorus)

[DNC Interfered]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
So annoyed
And so fed up
(Whoa-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out) he's a vote-splitter
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a vote-splitter)
Ooh, still wants to reach the top
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a vote-splitter
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Watch out)
He's still putting up a fight
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's a vote-splitter
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a vote-splitter)
Bernie's no child
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Supporters deployed, Hillary annoyed
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Yeah, yeah) he's a vote-splitter
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a vote-splitter)
Campaigning and debating
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Hoping... he's a vote-splitter

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Jonathan - June 06, 2016 - Report this comment
I guess america's not feeling the bern... 5's
Rob Arndt - June 06, 2016 - Report this comment
You know that when the Sanders supporters get angry and violent against Trump AND Hillary that something's up! I think he is being cheated by Hillary's Superdelegates. And the DNC demanding that he get out of the race is just wrong.
Connie - June 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Kind of strange that the day before the California primary, the news media declares that it is over - by counting the superdelegates. I can't wait to see them in their cute capes and bright colored underwear super suits.

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