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Song Parodies -> "Bad Bikers"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Bikers"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Bandidos vs Cossacks...
They both like to ride their bikes
Mostly the Harley types
Skirmishes few
But suddenly a turf war
Watching and waiting
Ooh, Cops and Feds watching you
In Waco they did score!

Tired of biker gang thuggery
Hell's Angels, Outlaws
Are now obsolete
Bandidos are wild
A gang that's enraged
Over Cossack rocker par
Pride does matter
If push comes to shove
Someone will take it too far

(Oh-oh, here they come)
With their toys
Bikes all lined up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
They're bad bikers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Knives, guns, chains- joy!
They'll tear you up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
They're bad bikers

Mad-dogging can get you screwed
Who knows what they will do?
They're angry men
And they can tear out your heart
Gore and splatter
No, they don't fight fair
1%ers don't give laws a thought!


[Both Clubs in a foul mood]

(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
On Harley toys
Throttles revving up
(Whoa-oh, here they come)
(With clout) they're bad bikers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(They're bad bikers)
Ooh, they'll mess you up
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come, they're bad bikers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(So proud)
And lookin' for a fight, yeah
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
They're bad bikers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(They're bad bikers)
The Bandidos are wild, roam
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Here they come
Bikers deployed, Cops so annoyed
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Shouting outs, reroutes
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(Bad, bad) They're bad bikers
(Oh-oh, here they come)
(They're bad bikers)
The War's escalating
(Oh-oh, here they come)
Texas bad bikers!!!

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Jonathan - May 17, 2016 - Report this comment
excellent! I love this OS so anytime somebody parodies it is good! also yesterday was a parody of Brooks & Dunn "Too Friggin' Gooey" and they are my favorite musical duo aside from Hall & Oates so overall I'm happy these guys have received some attention here these past two days! (sorry if I'm nerding out a bit but since most modern music sucks I REALLY love the older stuff!) 455
Rob Arndt - May 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Yeah Jon, it's hard not to like Hall & Oates.

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