-> "Spam Eater"
Original Song Title:
"Maneater"
Parody Song Title:
"Spam Eater"
The Lyrics
Sploooooosh out that blue can delight
Gelatinous SPiced hAM sight
Salty and crude
C-ration from the war
It's gross, but it's tasty
Oh, cold or cooked- cool
It's the food I most adore
Served up in variety
Spash, Double Spammer,
And Spam Spaghetti
The dishes are wild
Worldwide fame
Adaptation goes so far
So, grab a platter
If it's a Lutheran* you crave
Got the glaze, got the butter!!!
(Chorus)
(Yo, Yo, here I come)
Ham to enjoy
I'll chew you up
(Yo, Yo, here I come)
I'm a Spam eater
(To Go, here it comes)
Pork shoulder joy
My order's up
(Yo, Yo, here I come)
I'm a Spam eater
You can even make Spam stew
Any meal that you want to
Spam's in demand
And new recipes are like art
Ingredients don't matter
As long as Spam is there
That meat's gonna hit the spot!!!
(Chorus)
[Sounds of me chowing down]
Mmm, so damn good!
Ooooooooh
(Yo, Yo, here I come)
Here I come
Spam I enjoy
I'll chew it up
(Whoa-oh, here I come)
(Spam proud) I'm a Spam eater
(Whoa, Oh, here I come)
(I'm a Spam eater)
One Spammy Melt coming up
(Love Spam Taco fun)
Spam by the ton, I'm a Spam eater
(Spam Rarebit for English bums)
(Has clout)
Spam is a welcome sight
(Eat Spam, make chums)
Here I come, yum-yum
I'm a Spam eater
(Yo, Yo, here I come)
(I'm a Spam eater)
The cooking gets wild, you know it
(Gotta toast me some buns)
Mac & Cheese, Spam, Velveeta, add some
Eat, enjoy, eat, enjoy
(Yo, Yo, here I come)
Have some Spam, Spinach, and Sprouts
Everything will work out
(Oh, Spam is such fun)
(Yeah, yeah) I'm a Spam eater
(Something new, here it comes)
(I'm a Spam eater)
Spam and JalapeƱo
(Oh-no, Spam Fiesta Loco)
Anyway is good
I'm a Spam eater
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