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Song Parodies -> "Ted Cruz Lies"

Original Song Title:

"Private Eyes"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Ted Cruz Lies"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Trump vs Cruz- on tv
Cruz lies all the time
'Cause he's such a sleaze
Unpopular, don't you know
Can't stop, he's hooked
On verbal blows that fall apart
Campaigning on lies
We all wanna know, Ted... WHY?

Ted Cruz lies
Trump threatens to sue
This Canadian boob
Ted Cruz lies
Even when booed
Ted Cruz lies
Position unmoved
No excuse!
No excuse!
No excuse!

Ted plays with words
He sounds all tough
You can twist it around, Ted
But someone will call your bluff
His fiction grows
And lying's a sin
Not a purist we know
Tells lies
In the Senate, despised
WHY?, Ted, WHY?


[Intense verbal TV feud]

False accusations, hypocrisy
Dirty campaigning, mockery
Shows Ted's not wise
He's got to go
No one knows why Ted Cruz lies
Statements under review
Hit by Trump, Rubio
It's a shame that Ted Cruz lies
There's no excuse
Ted Cruz lies
Pretty sleazy moves
This false Conservative boob
So be it
He's gonna lose
Ted Cruz lies
Debates, Town Halls, Robocalls, Interviews!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 17

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Jonathan - February 17, 2016 - Report this comment
not sure which Cruz/Cruise I dislike more Ted or the song by Florida Georgia Line... 5's
Rob Arndt - February 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Too bad Tom Cruise isn't running- at least he could reach across the aisle!
Patrick - February 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Trump needs to focus on a vision for America and forget all the in-fighting. He's starting to remind me of all the things I don't like about our current third-world style regime.
Rob Arndt - February 17, 2016 - Report this comment
We won't know until after Super Tuesday. Low candidates lose funding quick in March...

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