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Song Parodies -> "Cat Fister"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Cat Fister"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Nothing like Hillbilly hand fishing!!! Sport also known as noodling and stumping.
Likes to put up a fight
The crude hillbilly type
Digits to lose
In a river in denim shorts
Diving and baiting
Oh, he's got fishin' to do
But no rod and reels as before

It's a tradition, you see
Southern sport
Seek catfish to eat
The men are wild
Grungy hand and arm stained
With liver, pig blood, and more
Bait splatter
In a hole to be shoved
In, well as far... as it goes...

(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Scratches and bites
Catfish will on fingers chomp
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a cat fister
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Bare hands as bait
Some gills to crush
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
He's a cat fister

Ain't got nothin' to lose
Type of fishin' hillbillies choose
All done by hand
To some, it may even be an art
Makes for good banter
Over a nice beer
And a well-cooked catfish lunch!


[Instrumental Interlude]

(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
Wildness enjoys
Catfish to stump
(Whoa-oh, here he comes
(Hands out) he's a cat fister
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a cat fister)
Divin' down, comin' up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a cat fister
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(So proud)
Loves to put up a fight, oh- yeah!
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's a cat fister
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a cat fister)
Reckless and wild, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
No rods, no reels, no flies
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Oh, greased up, yuck stuff
Hands and arms mucked up
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(Yeah, yeah) he's a cat fister
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
(He's a cat fister)
Never, ever, hesitating
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Yes, he's cat fister

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - February 15, 2016 - Report this comment
while a stupidly dangerous sport and not the most sanitary I have to admit that I'm relieved "Cat-Fisting" related to something a lot more G-Rated than I'd originally thought! 455
Rob Arndt - February 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Me too Jon! I got the idea off "King of the Hill"

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