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Song Parodies -> "Grandma's Food Makes Me Poop!"

Original Song Title:

"You Make My Dreams (Come True)"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma's Food Makes Me Poop!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

What I've got is not
A stomach that can handle
All the foods made by my Grandma
'Cause to Grandma they're all the same, no way!
What I've got's full shock
Processed stock in bowels and bladder
Hear them rumbling all together
And Oh God, the pain
So bad
Grandma's food
(Much stool, much stool, so cruel)
Grandma's food makes me poop
(Gotta, poop, poop, poop, poop)
Ate Grandma's food
(So many veggies and fruit)
So bad
Grandma's food makes me poop
(Grandma's food)
Makes me poop
(On the crapper, gloop, gloop, gloop, goop)

Now Grandma's an eager feeder
Forget sugar, she's all 'bout fiber
Constipation not happenin'
What goes in must come out
Numbers 1 through 3
Beans, brown rice, she fed me
Plus the gas adds to my shame
Oh, yeah
Ate her food
(Gotta poop, poop, poop, poop)
Grandma's food makes me poop
(Off to the Loo, Loo, Loo, Loo)
In the bowel, colon soup
(God, the fumes, the fumes)
Grandma's food makes me poop
(I wanna scream)
But gotta eat (not nice to be impolite)
(What was I supposed to do?)

Listen to this:

[Sounds of turds dropping, farting]

Now she's giving me nuts and seeds
Wish this visit was over right now
I know
It's true
Yeah, yeah
Can't pass up my Grandma's food
(She'd cry boo-hoo, boo-hoo)
Oh, yeah
I've no excuse, no excuse
(To be rude)
Yet still
Grandma's food makes me poop
(Need some dairy)
Ice cream? Grandma, please!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

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Jonathan - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
she makes a lot of Oates too right? 5's
Rob Arndt - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
^ puts blueberries in it too!!! Thanks Jon!
John Lomain - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
goopy fun
Rob Arndt - December 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks John!

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