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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Go for Fat (Girl is Huge)"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Go for Fat (Girl is Huge)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jonathan inspired me to do this one too due to his love of Hall & Oates!!!
Sleazy, heavy, eating all the time
When do you stop
All this food is crazy
Where do you draw the line?
Plumper, lumpy
At food you drool
Don't even think about it
Just say No!!!
I, I-I, I 'll do anything
To help you loose
Yeah, I, I-I, I'll do almost anything
Because I'm your trainer, but no fool
Put it down!

(Chorus)
But I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Girl, you're huge
I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Exercise you need to do
I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Stop with all this junk food
I can't go for fat
Can't go for fat
Can't go for fat
Can't go for fat

I have helped those double your size
Smaller portions, better eating
But damn girl, you've got massive thighs
Health is shoddy
And you waddle so slow
Ooh, forget about it
That drumstick you won't let go!

I, I-I, I 'll do anything
Except enable bad food
Yeah, I, I-I, I'll do almost anything
But no ice cream and cake for you
Try a salad, girl!

(Chorus)

[Instrumental Interlude]

Yeah, I, I-I, I 'll do anything
To help you self-improve
Yeah, I, I-I, I'll do almost anything
Try not to treat you cruel
But...

But I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Girl, you're huge
I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Can't fit into shoes
I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Can't fit on a mule
I can't go for fat
Can't go for fat
Can't go for fat
Can't go for fat, sad... but true

Gotta lose, lose, lose... some weight!!!

Or you're gonna die!

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TJC - December 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Phat lyrics, Rob! Now you're Haulin' Fives!
Typical Dude - December 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Well, some guys go for the BBW. "More cushion for the pushin'," as they say.
Rob Arndt - December 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! What's the female equivalent... "Chubby Chasers?!?"
Jonathan - December 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Hall & Oates are great aren't they? a shining example of why '80s music was so awesome! probably my favorite decade for music to be honest I like a lot of music from the '50s '60s '70s and '80s and the country music of the '90s but most modern music sucks! would love to hear new music from these guys on the radio! anyway I'm probably the last person to call someone else fat but this parody? I Can Go For That! 5's

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