Sleazy, heavy, eating all the time
When do you stop
All this food is crazy
Where do you draw the line?
Plumper, lumpy
At food you drool
Don't even think about it
Just say No!!!
I, I-I, I 'll do anything
To help you loose
Yeah, I, I-I, I'll do almost anything
Because I'm your trainer, but no fool
Put it down!

(Chorus)
But I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Girl, you're huge
I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Exercise you need to do
I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Stop with all this junk food
I can't go for fat
Can't go for fat
Can't go for fat
Can't go for fat

I have helped those double your size
Smaller portions, better eating
But damn girl, you've got massive thighs
Health is shoddy
And you waddle so slow
Ooh, forget about it
That drumstick you won't let go!

I, I-I, I 'll do anything
Except enable bad food
Yeah, I, I-I, I'll do almost anything
But no ice cream and cake for you
Try a salad, girl!

(Chorus)

[Instrumental Interlude]

Yeah, I, I-I, I 'll do anything
To help you self-improve
Yeah, I, I-I, I'll do almost anything
Try not to treat you cruel
But...

But I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Girl, you're huge
I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Can't fit into shoes
I can't go for fat, nooo
(No)
Can't fit on a mule
I can't go for fat
Can't go for fat
Can't go for fat
Can't go for fat, sad... but true

Gotta lose, lose, lose... some weight!!!

Or you're gonna die!